Chasing Wattpad

Messages From "Psycho" X !

I can't believe there are ten of these already. But the emails keep coming. I have to admit now that I follow some people for the emails they send out than for what they write on their page. Sad, but true. It's okay. Writers can't help where the stuff they write about comes from.

I still get a bunch of these messages in the emails that are kind of crazy. I admit that some people that I follow, I follow for this purpose only. They send out crazy stuff. Stuff like if they were posting on Facebook or something. I follow this one person who sends out nothing but links to YouTube. No explanation, just links. I have not cared enough to see what they are yet. I'm sure someday I will.

Some people have even started sending some out intentionally to see if I will put them on here and answer them. Ha. Sure, why not?

Others, despite the fact that there is no crying on Wattpad, have cried about it. That's okay. They are the ones sending them out into the world.  I'm just sending them back. 

In the end, I hope no one gets too bent out of shape. But if you do let me know because that way I can, well, you know, laugh harder. lol

These emails are exactly as they were sent to me. I don't change the words. Though sometimes I trim some that just keep going forever.

1. "My sister just tried to perform an exorcism on me..."

She needs to try harder. Much harder. Target vomiting with pea soup harder. Linda Blair spinning her head 360 degrees harder. You must be stopped.

2.  "If I don't stop having these stupid story dreams, I am going to smother myself in my sleep. :-o"

What if you have a stupid story dream in which you are smothering yourself in sleep. What then? I must know! :-o ! And what is that symbol ? (:-o) Is there an unknown emotion somewhere between a colon and the letter O that I don't know about? Did you fall down and now you are surprised that you can't get up? Do I have to call somebody? Should I get you a Life Alert bracelet symbol? Let me know!

3." Hi."

Ah you wordsmith you. You must be a writer on Wattpad. I see great things in your future. Not your real future, the Wattpad one. Your real future is quite dismal.

4. "I had a good BM today."

I would be mortified,  if I wasn't so jealous.

5. "I updated Nothing More !"

I expected nothing less.

6. "Rain."

Umbrella. Did I get it right?

7. "I am planning to start a new story! I have recently graduated High School and will have more time on my hands than I will know what to do with and I want to write again! This will be a love story, because I love writing them and I need help from you, fellow loyal readers. Message me with character ideas or plot ideas, anything!....."

Okay great ! I got one. It's about this writer who wants to write a story but really doesn't want to do any of the work so he/she sends out a message to other writers to send them character ideas or plot ideas.  It should be real good. I'm gonna title it "The Lazy Author" . I'll send it out to you when I finish!

8. "I 'low-key'  wanna write a teen fic that's sorta cliché in its concept but not in an intolerable way... "(this was sent out to 112,000 followers)

You keep saying that word. I do not think that word means what you think it means!

9. "Smile."

Frown. Did I get it right?  Did I? How long are we going to keep doing this?

10.  "Check this out!"

Are you pointing to something? An eclipse? A UFO?  Is it a mole that has changed appearance over time? Yeah, go get it checked out! That's nothing to mess around with.  Better safe than sorry.

Hope all you guys are doing great and have a great weekend. Hope you readers read something worthwhile and you writers write something worthwhile reading. Speaking of...

rosaimee

Klaius

kurtmichaelauthor

thetempered

eliseanton

What are you waiting for? Go follow these people. Do it now.