Chasing Wattpad

Messages to all followers from... Psycho XI!

I am trying to remember why the hell I decided to use Roman Numerals in the title for these things. I know if someone else used roman numerals in their stories I pretty much would have to go look it up to see what the hell number they were talking about. I mean why didn't I just use regular numbers? I don't know. It's a mystery.

This is another list of messages I get I'm my emails because I am following you psychos ( I mean that in the nicest possible way). When I get a good one I just put a star next to it in my email so I know not to erase it. I checked this morning and I have 37 seven of them. You're getting 10. lol

Most of you just use these things to post that you have updated a story. Others to ask readers questions or discuss thing about your books, or even to notify us of ongoing events. Many of you even use it to give shout outs to other people's work.  That is so cool. Of course the rest of you psychos just post random stuff to all your followers that make no sense at all. Just random stuff that you pulled out of your butt and probably had no where else to dump but here. You guys are the best! Here are some of those messages and my responses.

#1 "Why is getting out of bed even a thing?"

Uh...because pooping in bed is not?

#2 "My cat just bit me on the left side of my vagina!'

Your left or my left?

#3 "Why isn't anybody reading my stories?"

Your stories are deficient in many of the contemporary....oh screw it...they suck.

#4 "Does anyone know what Victoria's Secret is?"

She's hungry.

#5 I like my books like I like my coffee...in a cup and with a lid. 

You are a dumbass.

#6 "Why aren't you guys responding to these things on my Messenger?"

Because this is Wattpad not Facebook. Go lie down before you hurt yourself.

#7 "I wanna go waterboarding!"

I don't think that word means what you think it means!

#8  "I just sent out a stupid message here by mistake. I'm glad that Chasing Wattpad guy doesn't follow me! "

No, but I follow your friend Carol. She sent me #2 and this one (you should get that checked out by a trained physician btw). Lol.

#9 "Why does everyone care if Trump likes pudding or not?"

It's Putin. I seriously hope you are not old enough to vote.

#10 My hands hurt and I think I am going blind!"

That's a myth, but just in case you better stop doing that.

Now stop screwing around and go write something (sorry that was for me). Hope all you guys have a great day. Keep reading and writing.