A group text between our lovely/idiotic boys ☺️
Credit to: @brokennclifford
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mike: I'm feeling a little bit off today, but you definitely turned me on
cal: hAHA
cal: are you religious? 'cause you're the answer to all my prayers
ash: okay I'm joining this
ash: your body is %75 water and I'm thirsty
luke: OOOH I GOT ONE
luke: I like your eyes :)
mike: ... luke think of a funnier one
luke: okay
cal: damn girl your ass is bigger than my future
ash: can you punch me in the face... with your lips
mike: your on my list of things to do tonight
ash: your shirt has to go but you can stay
luke: guys I can't think of one
cal: that sucks
cal: your lips look so lonely, will they meet mine?
ash: your daddy must be a drug dealer, cause your dope
cal: you just had to use one with daddy in it didn't you?
ash: shut up
mike: you, me, handcuffs and whipped cream. you interested?
cal: are you Jamaican? cause your Jamaican me crazy
ash: you must one hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room
cal: you look cold. wanna use me as a blanket?
mike: you look familiar. have we had sex before?
ash: you know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me
cal: you know, I'd die happy if I seen you naked just once
ash: hahahahaha
mike: lets fuck. wait sorry, I meant lets fuck.
ash: you can't be my first but you can be my next
cal: wow! are those real?
ash: hey, your hot and so am I. let's fuck
cal: would you like to try an Australian kiss? it's just like a French kiss but down under
mike: let's play titanic. you be the iceberg and I'll go down.
cal: ooooooh shit
ash: *slowly claps*
luke: pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed
mike: wHAT
cal: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM
cal: ?!?!!!!!!?
ash: FUCK WHAT
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