Credit to: @EmilyHuffMustDie
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Michael: guyz I've got some riddles!
Luke: okay
Ashton: what are they?
Michael: your in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have is a mirror and a table. How do you get out?
Luke: well....
Ashton: you could throw the table against the wall and see if it breaks.
Calum: use the table to shatter the mirror and use the glass to chop the walls down :)
Michael: haha I knew you wouldn't get it!!!
Ashton: well what is the answer!?!?
Michael: you look in the mirror, see what you saw, take the saw cut the table in two. Two halves equal a whole then you jump into the whole. BAM!
Calum: Jesus! Did you expect us to get that?!?!?
Michael: okay I've got more!!
Ashton: okay
Michael: okay your in a race and you pass second place. Why place are you in now?
Luke: Oh that's easy!!! Your in first place!
Ashton: yeah that's not a riddle...
Calum: wait..... Yeah 1st place
Michael: you passed SECOND place
Luke: wait that's not right?
Michael: your in 2nd place you idiots. You still need to pass 1st place *facepalm*
Luke: God dammit!!!
Michael: your locked in a room with 2 doors. 1 door leads to a giant magnifying glass the other one leads to a dragon. How do you get out?
Calum: is this another play on words?
Michael: nope
Luke: uh i would train the dragon then ride the dragon and while its frying the dragon I would jump off and run!!
Ashton: you'd betray your dragon friend!?!?
Luke: no- maybe- YES
Michael: or you could just wait till night and go through the magnifying glass room...
Ashton: hey that was easy!!!
Calum: yeah...
Michael: okay wanna hear another one?
Calum: why not, I've got nothing better to do
Michael: what has 4 eyes but can't see?
Luke: a blind monster
Ashton: idk that's a weird question
Michael: Mississippi
Calum: what?
Michael: mIssIssIppI. It has 4 eyes but can't see 😂
Luke: your an idiot
Michael:shut up Luke
Ashton: got anymore?
Michael: this is my last one. Your driving a bus, 9 people get off on the first stop and 3 get off on the 2nd. There were 20 people on the bus. How old is the bus driver?
Calum: wait how are we supposed to figure that out?
Ashton: Jesus Christ I'm confused!
Luke: WAIT- IM driving the bus. I'm 18 SOOOO The bus driver must be 18!! Haha I'm smart!!
Calum: coming from the guy who said he'd say hi to a cow to see if it replies...
Michael: haha but no he's correct. If your driving the bus, however old you are is how old the bus driver must be
Calum: I hate you Michael
Luke: I ❤️ U Mikey!!! (Way) haha
Michael: shut up Luke! Mikey Way will never love you.
Luke: Gerard?
Michael: no one from My Chemical Romance will ever love you....
* Calum has left the chat*
*Ashton has left the chat*
Luke: will Michael Clifford ever love me!?
Michael: no but Justin Beiber might...
Luke: NUUUU
Michael: I'm kidding Michael Clifford sort of loves you....
* Calum has joined the chat*
Calum: MUKE
* Calum has left the chat*
Luke: haha very funny
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