Credit to: obliviouhs
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Zayn: GUYZ I WROTE A NEW SOG
Luke: sog? LOL
Zayn: YOU KNOW I MEANT SONG IDIOT
Ashton: don't call my babe an idiot jfc we need to stop being mean to each other's boyfriends
Michael: yes ^
Louis: preach it ash
Zayn: okkk I'll stop
Zayn: ANYWAY
Zayn: I WROTE A SONG ABOUT LIAM
Liam: ahah aww
Niall: ohhhhh what's some of the lyrics?
Zayn: it goes like dis:
Zayn: daddy daddy daddy
Zayn: his name is daddy
Zayn: he's not my biological father but I still call him daddy
Zayn: daddy daddy daddy
Zayn: FUCK ME DADDY
Zayn: then the drums kick in and it's gonna sound great
Louis: ohmygod what even
Niall: BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Ashton: see malum? this is why I left ur lane and chose ziam
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