Credit to: youtri_ed
I know it's September and all but this one is hilarious as frick... I also apologize if you do not celebrate Christmas or do not believe in Jesus. I am not meaning to offend in any of my posts, just provide humor & lots of laughs. ☺️
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Michael: HAPPY JESUS BIRTHDAY EVE DAY
Ashton: go shawty it's yo birthday
Luke: we gonna party like its your birthday
Calum: guys it's 5 mins to Christmas
Michael: BUT ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS
Luke: as a wise sponge once said, SANTAS COMIN TONIGHT TONIGHT
Calum: ffs
Ashton: grinch
Michael: you're a meme one mr grinch
Calum: I'm ok with being classified as a grinch tbh
Luke: you're no fun
Ashton: ITS CHRISTTTMAASASA
Michael: yayaya
Luke: !!
Calum: bye
Michael: merry Christmas guys !
Luke: aw thanks Michael
Michael: OH LUKE I HAVE YOUR PRESENT READY
Luke: YAYY
Michael: you ready for it?
Luke: Yes
Michael: ok
Luke: bro it's been 20 minutes
Calum: it'll be next Christmas by the time he gets his present
Michael: patience guys
Michael: *image attached*
Ashton: IS THAT ????'sna
Calum: BYEEE
Luke: You sent me a picture of your dick ....
Michael: YOU LIKe IT??
Luke: I LOVE IT
Calum: omg
Ashton: y'all need Jesus
Calum: *inserts holy water*
Ashton: *inserts the pope*
Calum: *inserts Jesus, Mary, Joseph and all his carpenter friends *
Ashton: *inserts Hozier to take us to church*
Calum: where are Luke and Michael gone?
Ashton: idk
Calum: probably sexting lmao
Michael: I'm here bitch
Luke: I was helping him choose a filter for his dick pic
Calum: OMGg
Ashton: @HOZIER TAKE US ALL TO CHURCH !!!!!1!1!
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FanfictionThis is kinda sorta/not really-ish a collection of "whatever ya wanna call em's" that I have discovered - in my quite possibly & most likely excessive amount of time spent parroozing and reading here on Wattpad - and have found amazing, hilarious...
