3 Against 1 - CALM

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Credit to: youtri_ed

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Calum: there is nothing on TV

Ashton: there is, you are just not trying hard enough to stick with a show

Calum: okay dad

Michael: daddyyy

Calum: ;))

Ashton: sToP omG

Calum: why? What are you gonna do about it dad?

Michael: punish you ;))))))) lol

Ashton: stahp it

Calum: daddy

Ashton: go back to watching TV

Calum: nothing is tickling my pickle

Michael: did he just say what I think he said?

Luke: yes

Ashton: yep

Michael: *boards rocket to the moon*

Luke: same

Ashton: *joins*

Calum: nothing is floating my boat,

Calum: milking my goat

Calum: buttoning my coat

Calum: writing my note..

Luke: *puts space helmet on* leggggoo

Michael: fuck the helmet I'm blasting out as fast as I can

Ashton: *gets on separate planes from Muke*

Michael: muke?

Ashton: your ship name ?

Michael: ooOHH OK

Calum: for real though, I pay for this fucking TV and there is nothing on

Luke: check the kids channels, they usually have okay stuff

Michael: like spongebob

Ashton: or Dora

Calum: okay I'm passing the kids channels

Calum: caillou..

Calum: icarly..

Calum: peppa pig..

Calum: Austin and Ally.. (a/n can I just say how much I hate this show lol k bye)

Calum: girl meets world (a/n and this omGGG)

Calum: drake and josh..

Calum: victorious..

Calum: breadwinners..

Calum: high school musical..

Luke: HSM?!!!!?!!?

Calum: what the diddly darn fuck is hsm?

Luke: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!

Calum: oh

Calum: never seen that one before..

Luke: WHATTT

Ashton: *silently judges you*

Michael: I'm not even judging you SILENTLY

Michael: HOW HAVD YOU NOT WATCHED HSM?

Calum: doesn't look appealing to me

Ashton: IM SO DONE WITH YOU

Luke: HOW? HWOW???

Michael: WATCH IT NOWW!!

Calum: okay I'll give it a shot

Michael: good

Ashton: so how's the film?

Calum: Idk

Calum: I don't like the songs

Luke: I'm..

Michael: ALL IN FAVOR OF KICKING CALUM OUT OF 5SOS RAISE YOUR HANDS

Ashton: *raises hand*

Luke: *raises hand*

Calum: uh *doesn't raise hand*

Michael: oh look its up to me.. Hard one.. Hm

Michael: *raises that motherfucking hand*

Ashton: you have an hour to collect your belongings

Luke: goodbye

Calum: plssss

Michael: no it was 3 against 1

Calum: whateVERRR

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