I found this in a Texting 5SOS book here on Wattpad (they're the one who put into this form) & it had me laughing so much I decided to share it !
Credit to: Hannah from @Texting_5SOS on twitter-------------------------------------------------------
Luke: someone tweet
Michael: the Americans are scary tho holy shit they're patriotic as fuck
Calum: let's sacrifice someone
Ashton: I vote luke
Luke: WHY
Michael: no not luke he's too weak
Luke: wait you guys Independence Day is an actual thing
Ashton: ... Yes, luke
Calum: you dipshit
Michael: next thing you're going to think is that America is 2015 years old
Luke: it's not?????????
Calum: I'm so DONE WITH YOU
Calum: eenie meenie miney mo
luke hemmings is a ho
if he hollers let him know
his mum accidentally killed his pet fishLuke: NOOOOOOO OH MY GOD
Luke: JASON
Luke: NOT JASON
Michael: who the fuck names their fish JASON
Ashton: rip jason
-later I guess-
Luke: michael you have to come to band practiceMichael: no I don't
Ashton: um....kinda
Michael: its Independence Day I can do what I want
Calum: shut the fuck up you're not even American
Michael: tell calum he needs to learn his part in if You Don't Know
Luke: mad spit fire
Ashton: ok I'm gonna ignore luke
Ashton: why does cal need to learn it?
Calum: mikey wants to perform it
Michael: I NEED TO PERFORM IT
Luke: mad fire
-later again I guess-
Michael: I DID ITLuke: I'm scared
Calum: is "it" illegal
Ashton: hopefully not
Michael: USA songs as us
me/ Fourth of July
ashton/ American Idiot
calum/ Independence Day
luke/ party in the USALuke: BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAYY
-later again probably idk-
Michael: CAWMichael: CAW
Michael: CAW
Michael: CAW
Calum: ok I'll bite. what the FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Michael: summoning the Americans
Ashton: uh
Luke: just let him be
-later (I give up)-
Calum: hey guys I was just shuffling through my music library and dude "Right Now" by 1d is so goodMichael: IT IS USA DAY WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LISTENING TO BRITISH MUSIC
Ashton: here we go
Calum: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU ARE NOT AMERICAN
Luke: *turns off phone* sayonara
-later for like the 1928374373 time-
Ashton: do you think he's calmed down
Calum: idk last I saw him he was learning usa's national anthem on the guitar
Luke: he's still wearing his American flag tank top
Ashton: how can we fix him
Calum: I don't know if we can
Luke: michael has been infected by...the freedom
-later (I'm so done)-
Michael: I calmed down I promise
Luke: 😒
Calum: 😐
Ashton: are you sure
Michael: pinky promise
Ashton: okay, fine
Michael: SIKE SUCKERS THE FREEDOM NEVER ENDS//
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