Credit to: @deeplynjh
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Harry: hey Louis wanna 'stay up all night' with me? ;)
Michael: Harry
Michael: THIS IS THE GROUP CHAT
Harry: wheres Louis :(
Niall: probably with Liam, idk lilo is real
Harry: IM COMING FOR YOU LOU *violently runs to Liams room*
Michael: how do you violently-
Niall: don't even ask
Liam: WHY DID HARRY JUST FUCKING SLAP ME
Niall: ......
Luke: run bitch run
Michael: I can hear nails footsteps running down the hall
Michael: I think he just fell down the stair omg this is great I would record it but I'm too lazy to get out of bed
Louis: guys what the fuck, I go out to buy groceries for five minutes...
Ashton: hey don't swear
Calum: ASHTON WHAT THE FUCK YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT, LIKE WHEN WE SLEPT TOGETHER AND I CURSED YOU SAID "hey don't swear"
Michael: wAIT YOU AND ASHTON SLEPT TOGETHER?!
Luke: CALUM AND ASHTON SLEPT TOGETHER
Ashton: wtf no we didn't sleep together, we just slept.together.
Louis: whats the difference
Louis: also I just walked into the living room and I'm not even gonna ask why Niall is laying on the floor with Liam yelling at him
Harry: oh hey there you are
Liam: LOUIS HARRY SLAPPED ME
Louis: woah nice one babe
Harry: thank u :)
Liam: wut
Louis: idk you probably deserved it
Luke: so...cashton?
Ashton: WE DIDNT SLEEP TOGETHER
Calum: uh yeah we did
Ashton: .. condom thomas edison I will literally kick you in the balls
Calum: THATS NOT MY NAME
Michael: lol balls
Luke: my boyfriend is literally ten
Michael: yeAH ON A SCALE FROM ONE TO TEN MAYBE HEYO
Liam: im going to bed..
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5SOS "Whatever Ya Wanna Call Em's"
FanficThis is kinda sorta/not really-ish a collection of "whatever ya wanna call em's" that I have discovered - in my quite possibly & most likely excessive amount of time spent parroozing and reading here on Wattpad - and have found amazing, hilarious...
