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Ashton: help
Ashton: extreme crisis rn
Ashton: if I die
Ashton: tell my mum I love her
Ashton: I'm dehydrating
Ashton: *spongebob* WATTAHHH
Calum: wassup
Ashton: I'm shriveling
Calum: u wot m8
Ashton: I'm actually gonna drop
Luke: where are u
Ashton: the pits of hell
Ashton: aka my brothers school
Michael: what are you doing at Harry's school??
Ashton: my mum texted me and told me he is sick and she wants me to pick him up since she is busy
Calum: and what's so bad about that?
Ashton: THE SCHOOL IS THE SIZE OF RUSSIA
Luke: yo you're over exaggerating
Ashton: NO LITERALLY IVE BEEN WALKING AROUND FOR 20 MINUTES AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I AM
Michael: ask someone in the office to call him through the speaker thing
Ashton: I would but
Ashton: I CANT FIND THE OFFICE
Michael: ahah you're fucked :))
Luke: OOOO YOU SHOULD SNAPCHAT THIS
Calum: YESS
Ashton: why do I bother with you guys
Luke: because you love us
Ashton: I SEE SOMEONE
Ashton: RUNNINH TOWARDS THEM
Ashton: oh
Ashton: it was a ten year old
Michael: ASK THEM WHERE THE OFFICE IS
Ashton: DANG FLABBIT
Ashton: SHE LEFT ME
Calum: dont blame her
Luke: ooo
Ashton: guysysysy help
Michael: text your mum and ask her where the office is
Ashton: ok
Luke: wow Ashton's been gone for a long time
Calum: you think he found harry?
Michael: nope
Ashton: you're right michael
Luke: did your mum not give you the directions??
Ashton: she did but I don't know where I am to start of with
Michael: what do your surroundings look like?
Ashton: well I see a door and the floor
Calum: doora the exfloora
Luke: omg
Michael: ashton be more specific please
Ashton: well I think I'm outside the science lab
Michael: what makes you think that?
Ashton: there's a big ass sign saying "science lab 2"
Michael: ok so you're outside the science lab which means there's a library around
Calum: how do you know this?
Michael: most schools are built this way
Ashton: FOUND THE LIBRARY
Ashton: ew why tf are there minion stickers all over the library
Luke: burn them
Michael: ok so is there a librarian?
Ashton: yes
Michael: go talk to her
Luke: watch ashton come home with a librarian girlfriend
Ashton: its a he
Luke: *boyfriend jfc
Ashton: BLESS HIM HES HELPING ME
Calum: YAYAYA
Ashton: apparently my brother hangs out in the library a lot
Luke: nice to know :/
Ashton: FOUMD HARRY
Michael: you gonna thank me or?
Ashton: THANK YOUUU MICKEY MOUSE
Michael: you're welcome :::))()(
Calum: so is harry ok?
Ashton: he looks like he got Ebola but he'll be fine
Ashton: I hope.
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