Credit to: youtri_ed
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Calum: knock knock
Luke: who's there?
Calum: its
Luke: its who
Calum: ITS JOHN CENA BADUANAHAHA
Luke: calum, what did I tell you about knock knock jokes
Calum: but they're funny
Ashton: vvv funny :/
Michael: hilarious
Calum: ily too guys
Luke: anyway why did they put us in separate dressing rooms?
Calum: aw do you miss us lukey
Michael: aw
Luke: fr its been how long since we last saw each other?
Luke: 10 MINUTES
Michael: TEN MINUTES
Calum: 600 SECNDS HOLY
Ashton: I don't know if I can last anymore
Calum: ITS BEEN 11 NOW
Ashton: HOLY SHOOT
Michael: HELP
Calum: I CANT DEAL
Luke: hang on..
Luke: ashton, did you just say 'shoot'
Ashton: I don't swear
Ashton: its bad for my soul
Calum: hortan hears a bitch ass liar
Michael: ^
Ashton: cmon guys I don't swear that often
Luke: today at 12:54pm "shit, I lost my phone"
Luke: today at 3:44pm "they don't have free soup? Stingy cunts"
Ashton: the fuck?
Luke: today at 9:12pm "the fuck?"
Michael: damn luke be pulling out all these receipts
Ashton: well I don't swear as much as you guys do
Calum: *gasp* we would never!
Michael: calum is right we don't fucking use that goddamn language in this mother fucking band.
Luke: you see ashton? WE don't fucking cuss
Ashton: I see
Calum: and I sail
Michael: I'm worried about you calum
Luke: same
Ashton: AHAHAHAHA WATCH THIS VIDEO ICDJSJNSN shwnns/youtubejwj\\.http.com (a/n idk oK)
Michael: ..
Calum: did you just rickroll us in 2015?
Luke: I LIKE THE SONG SO YOUR LOSS
Michael: calum sin't the only person I'm worried about
Luke: its a good song
Michael: hmmmMmM
Ashton: dude, you have Iggy Azalea on your phone
Calum: oh dear god lose my number
Michael: ok, she may be trash but when Fancy comes on I get turnt af
Calum: ohmy
Michael:DODODDODODOD
Michael: FIRST THINGS FIRST IM THE REALEST
Michael: DROP THIS ANFD LET THE WHOLE WORLD FEEL IT
Michael has been removed by Ashton.
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