Credit to: obliviouhs
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calum: OMFG
calum: I JUST RAN OVER A BABY FROG
calum: WTF
liam: so you ran over Harry styles? haha
calum: IM GOING TO HELL
michael: lol
niall: CALUM HIW DARE YOU
niall: WHYYYYYYY THAT POOR BABY FROG
niall: IT PROBABLY HAD A BIG FAMILY WITH BIG DREAMS AHEAD OF IT
niall: AND YOU KILLED HIM????
liam: or just ignore my joke that's cool too
calum: yES AND I BROUGHT IT TO THE VET BUT THEY GAVE ME A WEIRD LOOK WHEN I RAN IN WITH A DEAD FROG IN MY HANDS WITH TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE
ashton: ahahahaha hahahaha what is wrong with you
calum: WEN I TOLD THEM I RAN OVER IT WITH MY CAR AND I WANTED THEM TO SAVE IT, THEY LAUGHEd IN MY FACE
louis: HAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!!
harry: That's so sad
ashton: theres two different types of people ^^
luke: but whY DIDNT YOU LOOK WHERE YOU WERE GOING AND NOT NOTICE THE FROG
luke: UR SUCH A FURDER
luke: get it? furder? frog-murderer !!
luke: wow I'm hilarious
calum: THIS IS NO JOKE LUCAS
calum: I KILLED AN INNOCENT FROG
calum: HE WASNT READY TO GOOOO
michael: babe how could ju?
calum: IM SORRY
michael: if this is how you are with a frog, what you going to do to our children when the time comes?????????
liam: children? what?
michael: yeah
michael: we want two girls (Mary and Jane) and two boys (Alex and Jack bc I'm jalex af)
louis: LMAOOOO DEM NAMES DOE
calum: :-)
ashton: YR PLANNING UR CHILDREN ALREADY????
michael: of course we are
calum: you and luke should be doing that too
luke: yeah Ashton!!! we should!!!!
ashton: .... no.
niall: LOL
luke: babyyyyy why not? ;-(
ashton: i aint payin millions of dollars on a couple children at this age when I'm broke af
ashton: who u think I am?
luke: oh
Luke has left the conversation
harry: Wow
louis: sad
niall: very ^
Ashton added Luke to the conversation
luke: NOOOOOO
ashton: hey babe
luke: I don't wanna talk if we ain't talkin kids
ashton: I was thinking about naming our girl: Cow. sound good?????
luke: awwwwww iTS BEAUTIFUL
niall: BAHAHAHAHHAHA COW???!1!1?1!1!
niall: UR KIDDING RITE?
ashton: of course I am!!!
ashton: I was really thinking about Salt and Peppa (if we have twins)
liam: salt and pepper??
ashton: not Pepper ... Peppa
ashton: to make it sound more thug-ish
ashton: BECAUSE OUR CHILDREN ARE GUNNA BE GANGSTERSSSSSS
luke: I LOVE IT
harry: ... Well good luck with that :-)
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