Credit to: youtri_ed
(You most def need to read youtri_ed 's texting book... it's allllll 😂😂😂😂😂)
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Ashton: guys???????
Luke: ya?
Ashton: I sorta broke something
Michael: another day, another tHING WE HAFE TO PAY FOR
Ashton: dude you broke the toilet yesterday
Michael: it wasn't my fault the floor had soap on it so I fell
Michael: btw I have a bruise bc of that, so I should sue
Calum: mike, you caught your head on fire and didn't sue but when you whack your head of a toilet seat you wanna sue?
Michael: yes lol
Ashton: anyway so I kinda broke something important
Calum: plsss don't be the fridge
Michael: *prays*
Luke: if its the fridge I swear to Jesus, Mary , Joseph, the wise men, the stable, the star, the sheep, the goats , the angels and god I will kill you.
Calum: same luke
Michael: I'll help hide the body
Luke: ok
Ashton: woooww :/
Calum: the fridge is v important to us
Michael: basically a son
Luke: its a gift sent from heaven
Ashton: nah mate its not the fridge
Michael: YAYY
Calum: IT FEELS GOOD TO BREATH
Luke: you are one lucky mother fucker
Ashton: heheh but the thing I broke is sorta important to you guys ..
Calum: what is it?
Ashton: promise me you won't get mad?
Michael: I can't make any promises
Luke: ^
Calum: ^
Ashton: okay I'm gonna go straight out and say it
Michael: *plans murder*
Ashton: I may of .. Sorta.. Broke.. Your ..... FIFA game thing
Michael: well aren't we lucky I watched all the episodes of How To Get Away With Murder..
Luke: HOW TF?
Luke: AND YALL CALL ME POTATO HANDS?
Calum: ash, you have ten minutes to leave the county before I brake into your room
Ashton: I'm sorrrryyy
Michael: how did you do it tho?
Ashton: k so ya know how you guys are always trying to get me to play?
Luke: yes.
Calum: yep
Michael: hm
Ashton: yeah , so I wanted to play today so I got one of the controllers and started playing
Luke: seems pretty innocent
Michael: they always begin innocently , luke.
Ashton: so anyway I was playing and I didnt know what the fuck I was doing so I pressed a random button and the whole thing just went off , and now I can't get it back on
Calum: mate..
Michael: *puts away machete* (a/n is that how you spell it? lol)
Luke: I'm so done
Ashton: what?
Ashton: why are you putting away your weapons?? not that I'm complaining
Michael: ash, you just turned it off
Ashton: oh
Luke: I'm done with you
Ashton: well sorry I have no idea what these things do
Calum: Jesus ashton you made me panic
Ashton: oooops
Michael: oh don't do it
Luke: hi
Michael: ohmygod
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