This is kinda sorta/not really-ish a collection of "whatever ya wanna call em's" that I have discovered
- in my quite possibly & most likely excessive amount of time spent parroozing and reading here on Wattpad -
and have found amazing, hilarious...
You: LUCAS ROBERT PENGUIN BOY GIRAFFE LEGS HEMMINGS!!!!
Michael: Penguin boy 😂😂
Ashton: hello y/n 👋🏻
You: not now Ashton! Where the fûck is long legs! 😠
Michael: long legs!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Calum: woah woah woah who pissed in ur cereal this mornin!
Ashton: obviously Luke 😂
You: both of you shït the hell up! & tell me where the fûck blondy is!!!!!
Calum: what did he do?
You: ask.him.
Michael: Luke! What did u do to make my sister so angry!
Calum: soooo Luke?
Calum: & mike u don't have a sister
Michael: I do to! 🖕🏻
Luke: ... 😣 ... I'm sorry 😢
You: wisembsysoangskamsgacwvsjdnd!!!!
Ashton: ^ English please...
You: HE LEFT ME AT THE FÛCKIN VENUE LAST NIGHT!!!!
Calum: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh.my.god.!!
You: it's not fûcking funny CAL!
Calum: ... it kinda is
Ashton: Luke!!! Really?!!
Michael: LUKE!!! 😡
Ashton: wait... is that why you were sleeping in Lauren's room this morning?
You: Noooo I just decided to high-jack your sisters room!!!
You: OF FÛCKING COURSE THATS WHY!! Your mum was nice enough to let me stay the night!
Michael: someone took their sassy pills this morning
You: they're part of my daily vitamins
Calum: wait I thought you were gonna be staying with Mike during the break?
Michael: she is :)
You: I am! But I WAS gonna stay with Luke for the 1st week so Mikey would have some "alone" time with his parents
Ashton: awww you do have a heart
You: F off ash!
Luke: I'm really really sorry y/n!! I was so frickin tired last night & I know that's not a good excuse and all but still!! I'm still really sorry & I hope you'll still come visit 😢
You:... awwww Lu-Lu ☺️☺️ you can't get rid of me that easily! 😁😈 & its ok... still a little pissed... but we're all good :)
Calum: wait... y/n how are u gonna get to Luke's from Ashton's?
You: I'm gonna fûckin grow wings & fly! How the fûck do ya think Cal!!!
Calum: 😒 someone needs to cut back on their rude tea
Ashton: tea?
You: ... Mikey-Monkey...
Michael: yes?
You: 😢
Michael: wats the matter??!!
Ashton: ^
Calum: ^
Luke: yeah whys you crying?
Ashton: ^nice grammar and spelling their Luke
Luke: fûck off "tadpoles are baby turtles"
Ashton: I'm never gonna live that down am I...
Michael: NEVVVEEERRR!!! Mwhahahaha!!!
Michael: wait...where'd y/n go?
You: ......
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