Credit to: centurynjh
I know their album is already out but I don't give a shît cause this is hilarious as fück! 😋
(Also I do NOT ship 5SOS or 1D in this way at ALL! Just an FYI. ☺️ )
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michael: GUys TOMORROW OUR ALBUM IS OUT IN THE USA, MEXICO, AND CANADA WHAT THE FUCK
calum: babe omg i know
ashton: im about to piss myself actually
ashton: i actually just did piss myself actually
luke: ew ash
ashton: sorry they're called nerves
luke: aww ur vvv cute
michael: excuse me bumfucks me and calum are trying to celebrate while u two are being all gay and gross
calum: ur gay too
michael: thats besides the point asian man
calum: I AM NOT ASIAN U FUCKING KUMQUAT
ashton: oh shit
luke: omg ash do u see the glare calum is sending to michael
michael: WHY ARE U LOOKING AT ME LIKE U WANNA IMPALE ME
calum: BC I DO
ashton: oh he wants to impale u alright
luke: oh my goD
michael: EXCUSE ME CAN WE GET BACK TO THE CELEBRATING??
calum: no sex for u tonight
michael: what
ashton: im literally choking on my spit this old lady is looking at me all weird
luke: well there will be sex for u tonight though :)
michael: whAT
michael: this is NOT FAIR
michael: ashton
michael: ash
michael: ...can we share Luke???
ashton: UmmmMMMMm
ashton: excuuuUUUUssE me
luke:WHAT THEF UCK
calum: MICHAEL WHAT THE FUCK
michael: what? we've fucked each other before anyways lol
ashton: SO SO
luke: IM NOT HAVING SEX WITH U WTF
michael: ugh, fine.
calum: ...we should do something tonight
ashton: oooh like what?
luke: I wanna see planet of the apes tbh
calum: HELL YES those graphics look awesome af
michael: YAS that looks hella good
calum: um
calum: who invited u
calum: get out wtf why r u even still here
ashton: the baby ape reminds me of calum though
michael: OMG YeS ASHTON
calum: stop talking u aint invited
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5SOS "Whatever Ya Wanna Call Em's"
Fiksi PenggemarThis is kinda sorta/not really-ish a collection of "whatever ya wanna call em's" that I have discovered - in my quite possibly & most likely excessive amount of time spent parroozing and reading here on Wattpad - and have found amazing, hilarious...
