Credit to: youtri_ed
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Calum: theres a spider on my wall
Ashton: BURN IT
Michael: RUN
Luke: MIGRATE
Calum: I'm tryna ignore it
Calum: I'm scared af
Ashton: kill it
Calum: I am not going near that thing
Luke: what are you gonna do?
Calum: well my mum is babysitting her friends kids
Calum: brb getting a child
Michael: omg calum you're such a bad person
Luke: bruh didnt you make your ten year old cousin pay for your McDonalds
Michael: hush
Calum: ok I've got the 4 year old
Luke: is she not afraid of spiders or?
Calum: time to find out
Calum: I asked her to kill it and she said OK
Luke: my type of kids
Calum: I'm gonna go hide outside the room in case it jumps
Ashton: pussy
Calum: I think she's talking to it
Michael: cute
Calum: its not cute when you're trying to watch oitnb
Luke: just hit it with a shoe
Ashton: you don't want the child to be crying do you?
Calum: no
Calum: SHES SINGING INSEY WINSEY SPIDER TO THE FUCKING THING
Michael: HAHAHA
Luke: maybe they have a special bond
Calum: I should of got the 10 year old
Calum: can THIS CHIKD HURRY UP
Calum: omg
Ashton: what
Calum: she was in the middle of a verse and she full out decked the thing
Michael: IM CHSWJU AABAHAH
Calum: SHE LEFT THE ROOM WHISPERONG 'done'
Ashton: SAVAGD AHAH
Luke: IN SIBBIH
Calum: THE SPIDER IS SQUISHED ON MY WALL
Michael: HAHAHAH
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