Credit to:obliviouhs
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Calum: I wish mpreg was real because I'd be a great pregnant guy
Michael: what a way to start a conversation babe
Louis: same calum same :(
Liam: I want a baby so badly
Niall: why not adopt and pretend u were pregnant
Ashton: BECAUSE PRETENDING ISNT FUN NIALL, ITS FUNNER TO DO THE REAL THING.
Zany: truth ^
Harry: 'Funner' is not a word, Ashton.
Ashton: IDFC HARRY
Niall: if I were to adopt I'd pretend like I gave birth to it bc it's fun to think about lol
Luke: guys we should just pretend we're all pregnant!!!!
Harry: What?
Liam: lol umm
Luke: no im serious, like, in me and Ashton's relationship; he'd be the pregnant one
Luke: Ashton pretend ur pregos
Ashton: ...excuse me?
Luke: PRETEND UR PREGNANT
Ashton: OMG OKAY
Ashton: owie the baby is kicking so hard!!!! sheesh can't wait for it to come out!!!! it's probably going to be so beautiful!!! I love it already!!!! :-)))
Niall: what the hell was that
Louis: HA WHAT
Michael: is that what pregnant people even say?
Ashton: IDK IVE NEVER BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE HOW WOULD I KNOW HOW IT FEELS OR WHAT THEY SAY
Zayn: omg haha
Luke: ok ur horrible at being pregnant moving on
Luke: calum pretend ur pregnant with michael's child
Calum: uhh umm okay
Calum: ...
Calum: I can't it's too weird
Luke: what if it happened in real life? WOULD THAT BE WEIRD TO YOU?? HUH?'!1!2!!!!
Louis: luke chill
Luke: sorry :/
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