Mpreg - 5SOS/1D

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Credit to:obliviouhs

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Calum: I wish mpreg was real because I'd be a great pregnant guy

Michael: what a way to start a conversation babe

Louis: same calum same :(

Liam: I want a baby so badly

Niall: why not adopt and pretend u were pregnant

Ashton: BECAUSE PRETENDING ISNT FUN NIALL, ITS FUNNER TO DO THE REAL THING.

Zany: truth ^

Harry: 'Funner' is not a word, Ashton.

Ashton: IDFC HARRY

Niall: if I were to adopt I'd pretend like I gave birth to it bc it's fun to think about lol

Luke: guys we should just pretend we're all pregnant!!!!

Harry: What?

Liam: lol umm

Luke: no im serious, like, in me and Ashton's relationship; he'd be the pregnant one

Luke: Ashton pretend ur pregos

Ashton: ...excuse me?

Luke: PRETEND UR PREGNANT

Ashton: OMG OKAY

Ashton: owie the baby is kicking so hard!!!! sheesh can't wait for it to come out!!!! it's probably going to be so beautiful!!! I love it already!!!! :-)))

Niall: what the hell was that

Louis: HA WHAT

Michael: is that what pregnant people even say?

Ashton: IDK IVE NEVER BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE HOW WOULD I KNOW HOW IT FEELS OR WHAT THEY SAY

Zayn: omg haha

Luke: ok ur horrible at being pregnant moving on

Luke: calum pretend ur pregnant with michael's child

Calum: uhh umm okay

Calum: ...

Calum: I can't it's too weird

Luke: what if it happened in real life? WOULD THAT BE WEIRD TO YOU?? HUH?'!1!2!!!!

Louis: luke chill

Luke: sorry :/

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