Credit to: youtri_ed
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Calum: I have some more jokes
Michael: I don't even want to hear these
Calum: deep down you secretly do, I know for sure.
Ashton: if there's a knock knock joke I'm leaving
Calum: I promise there are so knock knock jokes
Luke: well I mean , that's a good thing
Michael: damn right it is
Calum: so are y'all ready?
Michael: hold on while I pour myself some bleach
Calum: you're so mean
Michael: it's called honesty
Calum: What concert costs 45 cents?
Ashton: I don't know
Luke: a meek mill one because he's trash?
Michael: oh fuck the shade
Calum: no it's 50 cents featuring Nickleback
Luke: any concert featuring Nickleback would be lucky to even make 10 cents Jesus
Calum: ok but admit it that's a good joke?
Michael: I mean I give you 7/10
Calum: ok are you ready for the next one?
Ashton: I don't think so
Calum: how did the hipster burn his tongue?
Michael: I don't know, Ashton would you like to answer this one ?
Ashton: I'm not a fucking hipster
Luke: sure Jan
Calum: because he drank coffee before it was cool
Luke: that took me a few seconds
Michael: ok that one was slightly better
Ashton: that's funny alright I give it to you
Calum: I have three more
Michael: HOW GREAT 😫
Luke: Lord save me
Calum: what do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic ?
Michael: i don't know, what?
Calum: about halfway
Ashton: KSNSN THATS BRUTAL DJEN
Luke: I SPIT OUT MY DRINK
Michael: THATS GOLD ODNSJ
Calum: I KNEW YOUD LIKE THAT ONE YOU DARK CUNTS
Ashton: got any more dark ones?
Calum: yup
Michael: what're you waiting for bro
(OK OEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET OFFENDED AND I JUST WANT TI SAY NOW: IF YOU GET OFFENDED EASILY, DONT READ ON PLEASE)
Calum: how did Rihanna find out that Chris Brown was cheating on her?
Ashton: shit I don't know
Calum: she found another girls lipstick on his knuckles
Luke: OHMHB
Michael: I CANT
Ashton: ThaTS SO MEAN IM
Calum: oops
Calum: wanna hear a funny one to end it all off?
Ashton: okay give us your best
Calum: if Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump were both on a sinking ship , who would survive?
Luke: hopefully neither of them
Michael: who? The suspense is killing me
Calum: America.
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FanfictionThis is kinda sorta/not really-ish a collection of "whatever ya wanna call em's" that I have discovered - in my quite possibly & most likely excessive amount of time spent parroozing and reading here on Wattpad - and have found amazing, hilarious...
