Credit to: deeplynjh
I HIGHYLY recommend you read deeplynjh 's entire text book. The whole thing is massively hilarious!
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luke: someone please help me
ashton: what why
luke: bECAUSE I CAN HEAR HARRY AND LOUIS DOING THE FRICK FRACK THATS WHY
ashton: aw sucks 2 suck
ashton: wait no that sounds wrong
niall: WHATS THIS ABOUT LARRY INTERCOURSE
liam: niall wtf
niall: I DONT HAVE MT CAMERA SET UP BRB LAHDY
calum: is niall going to leak a larry sex tape
liam: wHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS
zayn: d u d e chill
michael: s'up
luke: MICHAEL PLS COME BACK IM SCARED
michael: I literally left five minutes ago
ashton: CALVIN THOMAS EDISON
calum: thats not my name either-
ashton: WHY DID YOU POST A PICTURE OF ME FUCKING SLEEPING
luke: gUYS THEYRE GETTING LOUDER
calum: because I can
ashton: HWI DID YOU EVEN GET IN MY ROOM THATS CREEPY
luke: GYYS PLS HELPX
niall: the british are cumming
luke: FUCK OFFF NIALL
niall: MAKE ME HEMMINGS
calum: IM SORRY FOR THINKING YOU LOOKED CUTE GOSH
ashton: WAIT WHAT
harry: aSs
liam: ...
niall: ....
luke: ...
ashton: harry wtf
liam: HOW IS HE TEXTING AND HAVING THE SEX KDDKSO
michael: thats called talent
luke: i feel scarred
michael: aw don't be ill explain it to u
ashton: MICHAEL NO THIS ISNT HEALTH CLASS
michael: you put that diddly doo in the yaya and you do the whoop whoop and it goes yaay
zayn: im so lost
michael: im lost too, in lukes eyes
luke: aw aw aW
niall: i can hear luke squealing in the hallway wot
harry: hello please ignore that message from earlier, I butt texted by accident
niall: shouldve butt dialed instead..
liam: what
niall: what
calum: wait ur ass texted the word aSs?
harry: yeh
ashton: what ass, we've all seen harry twerk
ashton: he might've worked at a bakery but he don't have any buns
harry: eXcUsE mE tHaT iS rUdE
michael: why did i just walk in on luke hugging a pillow asleep
michael: I'm not complaining because its adorable but
louis: hello what did i miss
liam: ...nialls looking up Larry smut im scared
niall: don't hate
michael: fUCK oFf nIaLL
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FanfictionThis is kinda sorta/not really-ish a collection of "whatever ya wanna call em's" that I have discovered - in my quite possibly & most likely excessive amount of time spent parroozing and reading here on Wattpad - and have found amazing, hilarious...
