Credit to: youtri_ed
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Ashton: I just hurt my neck..
Calum: and your back?
Luke: and your pussy?
Michael: and your crack?
Ashton: what?
Calum: AND A 5 6 7 8
Luke: MY NECK
Michael: MY BACK
Calum: LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK
Ashton: I'm done
Luke: WHY CAN YOU LIKE TWEETS NOW??
Michael: AND WHY IS THE FAVORITE BUTTON GONE?
Ashton: oh no
Calum: hide your kids,
Ashton: your pets,
Calum: your kiwi fruits,
Ashton: your Hilary Clintons,
Calum: and most importantly..
Ashton: your crocs.
Calum: the change is happening
Ashton: what change? You ask.
Calum: the change that is changing everything
Ashton: twITTER IS TURNING INTO FACEBOOK
Luke: NOOO
Michael: NoN
Luke: brb setting my MySpace up again
Michael: I mean its not thaattt bad
Ashton: just wait.. In the next year I bet everyone's mum will join twitter and that's not good !
Calum: the trENDS
Michael: #louisfucksharry
Luke: #useacondomlouis
Ashton: #fuckyouarzaylea
Calum: #votedonaldtrump
Michael: THE LAST ONE NOO
Luke: THATS TOO SCARY
Ashton: IM GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES
Calum: AHHhHhH
Luke: but fr what were they thinking adding like buttons?
Michael: idk mate
Ashton: tbh its easier to use
Calum: but its the exact same just a different button
Ashton: see, theres no difference
Michael: yea I suppose
Luke: shut up ashton let us complain
Calum: yeah Ashton
Ashton: BOYS ITS BEEN 4 WHOLE YEARS
Luke: AHHHHH
Calum: I can't believe it
Michael: :')
Luke: *gets emotional over text*
Ashton: I wouldn't have these opportunities without you guys
Ashton: thank you
Michael: no thank you for actually joining our shit band
Calum: I know I never say this much but I love you guys I really do
Luke: I love you too , I'd be lost without the three of you
Ashton: who's cutting onions??
Luke: aha
Calum: 4 years fuck
Michael: and more to come :)
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