Ninjago texts

Nya's Period

Jay: Hey Nya what's going on?
Nya: GO AWAY!! 😡
Jay: ok ok why? 😵
Nya: none of your business
Jay: sorrrrrry
Nya: why you always add extra letters?
Nya: it's anoyyyyying!
Jay: but you
Skylor: Don't!
Jay: what?
Skylor: Nya is very- sensitive right now
Nya: SKYLOR I AM NOT SENSITIVE JUST FEELING CRAPPY. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!! 😡
Nya: AND BRING ME 🍩🍞🍝🍦🍡🍖🍓🍷
Skylor: Nya you can't drink wine you're only 16
Nya: ILL BE WAITING
Jay: why is Nya acting so weird?
Skylor: auntie flo has come to visit
Jay: I didn't know she had an auntie flo
Jay: and I know everything about her
Skylor: ugh she has her period Jay!!!
Jay: 😳
Jay: oh
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Nya: Cole bring me cake
Nya: bring me cake NOW
Cole: Nya you can't just boss me around like that I'm not your slave
Nya: IM SORRY 😥
Nya: I DIDNT MEAN TO UPSET YOU
Nya: wait why am I apologizing for this
Nya: now
Nya: 🍰
Cole: fine
Cole: 😘
Nya: COLE
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Kai: sis why are you texting Cole and Jay? 😡
Nya: 😭
Nya: can we please not talk about this
Nya: kaikai come snuggle me
Nya: I need brother now
Kai: Nya is it that time of the month?
Nya: yes why?
Kai: no reason ☺️
Kai: it's the only time you let me treat you like my 👶🏻 sis
Kai: I will bring you a heating pad
Nya: you are my best friend
Kai: never grow up 👧🏻
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Nya: Skylor I need help
Skylor: why?
Nya: I was watching the princess bride and then westley died and I threw my shoe at the screen
Nya: that part always gets me
Skylor: Nya what happened to the TV
Nya: it's not my fault!!!!! 😩😩😩
Skylor: imma come check it out
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Nya: everyone is so sexist 😡
Nya: they think I can't go on missions because I have my period and I might do something stupid
Nya: they let Kai come all the time!
Nya: this is a messed up world
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Nya: Jay you're so smart
Nya: and cute
Nya: and funny
Nya: and amazing
Jay: really? Do you choose me? 😍
Nya: Um😑
Jay: what
Nya: hormones 😤
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Nya: Cole you're so strong
Nya: and calm
Nya: and responsible
Nya: you're my rock 😊
Cole: do you choose me? 😘
Nya: WHY MUST I TEXT EVERYTHING MY HORMONES ARE THINKING??????
Cole: um 😬
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Zane: Nya, I have finished making dinner. Why are you not downstairs?
Nya: cramps. hurt. too. much. 😖
Zane: Oh.
Zane:OH
Zane: I apologize, Nya. I did not remember that when the female gender's reproductive organs-
Nya: Zane please shut up
Zane: Alright 😶
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Lloyd: what's wrong with Nya?
Jay: she has her period
Lloyd: what's a period?
Jay: I don't know if I can tell you kid 😁
Cole: well I don't really know either
Cole: all I know is she is letting me do stuff for her
Cole: she keeps asking for cake
Jay: she wants to watch sappy movies
Jay: I love her so much 😻
Cole: 😠
Kai: 😡
Kai: stop bothering her guys she isn't feeling good
Kai: she's my baby sis right now
Kai: she should never grow up
Jay: you know Nya's period means she can HAVE a baby right?
Kai: DONT REMIND ME JAY SISLOVING TALKER! ITS STILL HER LITTLE SISTER TIME!
Jay: ok????!!!?!?!?😕
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Nya: ugh
Sensei Wu: Stop complaining, Nya! You must train!
Nya: but Sensei my cramps
Sensei Wu: evil will stop for nothing.
Nya: you don't understand! It's my period! I can't move 😞 the pain
Sensei Wu: Don't be lazy, Nya. 100 sit ups for your rude behavior
Nya: ugh
Nya: why must I live with 6 boys?
Nya: nobody understands a woman's pain 😔