Ninjago texts

Party Texts (KDA8)

Lloyd: Party!
Jay: PARTY!
Kai: PAR-TAYY!!!
Zane: This does not compute.
Kai: call everyone we know and tell them we're bored and having an awesome party!!!! Come on we have no time to waste!!!!!!
Jay: WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lloyd: this escalated quickly
Zane: Fine, but I will not clean up after you animals.
Jay: JUST GO ALREADY!!!!
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Nya: So here I am in my room, right? Just relaxing, having a normal evening.
Nya: Everything is quiet and peaceful, no problems, right?
Nya: But then I hear loud music and people. So I'm like: what? And I come out of my room and look downstairs and do you know what I find?
Nya: A raging party.
Nya: I guess what I'm trying to say is:
Nya: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!?
Jay: WERE HAVING A PARTY
Jay: COME DANCE WITH MEEEE
Nya: what did sensei say about this...😐
Jay: we didn't tell him and hope to keep it that way!!!!!!
Jay: come join the fun awesomeness!!!!!! 😀😁😂😃😄😅😆😊😉☺️😍😛😜😋😘😎😏
Nya: so you crazy people just decided to have a party without ASKING ME FIRST???
Jay: do you think we left you out? We didn't mean to! SORRY!!
Nya: no, I'm UPSET because you're having a PARTY and that is AGAINST THE NINJA RULES 😠
Nya: I don't even know who most of those people are!
Jay: you can see us?
Nya: I'm watching right now 😕
Jay: 😳
Jay: oh the guy in blue with auburn hair who was previously making a fool of himself is not me.
Nya: he's texting someone 😑
Jay: yeesh
Jay: JUST COME JOIN THE FUN!!!!
Nya: I will do what I want, thanks.
Nya: By the way, I don't see Zane or Cole, the only people I know with some SENSE, at this party. I wonder why...
Jay: oh Coles here
Jay: we bribed him with cake
Jay: if you're gonna be a party pooper then I'll just stop texting you 😠
Jay: BYEEEEEEEE ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
Nya: ugggghhhhhhhhh
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Lloyd: where are u I can't see u?
Kai: idk where I am where r u?
Lloyd: no idea
Kai: I am somewhere in the kitchen,
I think
Lloyd: this isn't working 😑
Lloyd: why did we invite everyone we know?
Kai: because most likely one of them brought alcohol!!!!! 😎
Lloyd: oh no
Lloyd: don't get drunk cuz then I'll be left out remember the age thing
Kai: YA YA WHATEVA
Lloyd: Kai I'm serious my uncle will NOT BE HAPPY, especially if I also get drunk so just don't go there
Kai: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Lloyd: YOU ARE NOT LISTENING TO ME!!!! 😠😠😠😢😢😢
(Kai did not reply. Lloyd was not happy)
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Zane: I cannot hear myself process information.
Jay: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Zane: Sometimes human behaviors are very confusing. 😶
Jay: I SEE ICE CREAM
Jay: SOMEONE BROUGHT ICE CREAM
Zane: That, for example. You know this is highly irrational behavior, correct?
Jay: I CANT FEEL MY FEET
Zane: 😐 I will not pretend to understand this.
Zane: You know there could be a serpentine attack at any moment?
Jay: WE INVITED SERPENTINE
Jay: WERE TOTES COOL WITH THEM NOW
Zane: If you die in a stupid way, my electric brother, do not say I didn't warn you.
Zane: Now I am going to train.
Jay: DO THE ROBOT
Zane: I'd prefer not.
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Nya: so the party life sucked you in, huh?
Cole: hey, when ur a ghost u don't get much fun
Cole: besides there's cake somewhere
Nya: I am rolling my eyes at you right now.
Cole: aren't you always?
Nya: that is strangely accurate 😮
Cole: wutever I heard party people are also happy
Cole: besides I think Kai found the booze
Cole: this is about to get interesting
Nya: KAI IS DRINKING????
Nya: IDIOT!!!!!!! 😣😣😣
Cole: wut
Nya: Kai's element is fire
Nya: and fire and alcohol don't mix well😬😬😬😮😮😮😩😨😧😦😤
Nya: EVACUATE THE BUILDING
Cole: drama queen
Nya: NOW
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Lloyd: Kai
Lloyd: Kai
Lloyd: did you mute your phone?
Lloyd: are you ignoring me??? 😤
Kai: im not igNoring U
Lloyd: *facepalm* you're drunk
Kai: MAybe
Lloyd: what did I tell you?
Lloyd: WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE RESPONSIBLE ONE?!?!
Kai: someone Has TOO
Lloyd: wrong "to"
Kai: LOOSEN UP
Lloyd: you are supposed to protect me, not urge me to take part in possibly dangerous activity
Kai: U sound Like zANe
Lloyd: so you want me to "loosen up" even though I'm technically 11? I'm the green ninja! I have a duty to be ready to protect Ninjago at any time!
Kai: IF U ARE GOING TO BE SO SUPERIOR THAN FINE GO DO UR GREEN NINJA STUFF 😡😡😡
Kai: BUT I WILL BE HERE HAVING FUN WITH ALL THE REST OF US AVERAGE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT THE CHOSEN ONE
Lloyd:😢 is this really how you feel?
Kai: yes
Lloyd: okay. This ends now
Kai: whAt does
Lloyd: this. Us. We are done
Kai: WAIT WHAT???
Lloyd: 😭its for the best. Obviously you haven't gotten over the fact that you weren't the green ninja and I was instead.
Lloyd: this would never have worked out anyway
Lloyd: have a good life
Kai: FINE BREAK UP WITH ME AND SEE IF I CARE 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Kai: U ARE AS BAD AS SKYLOR
Kai: I HATE U
Lloyd: fine if that's what you think
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Nya: Kai where are you
Nya: wait-is that
Nya:FIRE!!!!
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Later
Cole: I can't believe Kai got drunk, text yelled at Lloyd, and then spontaneously combusted!
Cole: Can we not even have a normal party?
Jay: I STILL CANT FEEL MY FEET
Nya: you're coming down from a huge sugar high
Nya: Kai is lucky he's okay
Nya: but he feels awful about the Lloyd thing apparently
Zane: I told sensei about the party.
Nya: well of course
Cole: u did WUT?
Zane: I told sensei about the party.
Jay: oh no oh no oh no OH NO
Jay: WERE DEAD MEAT
Cole: sensei is going to murder us
Zane: Correction: he is going to murder you. Nya and I are innocent.
Nya: I would rub it in your faces except I hear Lloyd crying😢...gtg
Zane: and this, ninja, is why you don't have crazy parties.

As Zane said, this is why you don't have crazy parties! Make sure to stay tuned for more drama! And see you in the next Ninjago Texts!
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BYEEEEEEEE