I accidentally published this TWICE because in the newest update of Wattpad, the publish button is where the save button used to be! But now this is the real, FINISHED update!
Kai: NYA SMITH!
Nya: I didn't mean to, I swear! It just sort of-happened!
Kai: what r u talking about?
Nya: what are YOU talking about?
Kai: I NEED YOUR HELP!!!!!
Nya: oh phew
Kai: NYA
Kai: MORRO IS BACK!
Nya: what?
Nya: how is that even possible?
Kai: I DONT KNOW!
Kai: BUT MORRO IS BACK AND HE'S GOING AFTER LLOYD!
Nya: I guess this is a bad time to tell you that Skylor also came back...and she's a full time ninja now...and she lives with us.
Kai: WHAT?!?!?!
Nya: 😁 sorry bro
Kai: WHY DOES EVERYTHING ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?!?!!
Nya: I don't know 😕 I guess part of it is the fact that you always seem to do impulsive things that come back and bite you in the butt. Also, you don't listen and you don't get along well with authority. And you're very arrogant and hotheaded and you seem to like risking your life for stupid reasons. Or maybe the universe just hates our family. Mostly you, although I've had my share of drama...😑
Kai: GAH IT WAS A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION!!!!!
Kai: JUST DO SOMETHING USEFUL LIKE GET WATER OR WEAPONS OR FIND MORRO OR SOMETHING!!!!!
Nya: You used the word "something" twice in one sentence.
Kai: NOBODY LIKES A TROLL
Nya: do you want me to help with your boyfriend drama or not?
Kai: this is not just "boyfriend drama"
Kai: THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH
Nya: okay, my darling dearest brother. I will help you with Morro. And Skylor. And planning your and Lloyd's wedding.
Kai: NYA I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE TEASED
Nya: I'm not teasing. I really do want to help you plan your wedding.
Nya: Just sit tight, k? You can do that, right? I'm getting Zane and Cole to come too.
Kai: Just Zane and Cole? No Jay? Or...y'know...?
Nya: there's enough drama today as it is. And it's your responsibility to tell Lloyd that Morro's back.
Nya: Just so you know, he might not take it well.
Kai: I KNOW THAT SIS 😡
Nya: deep breaths
Kai: I just...
Kai: I just want to keep Lloyd safe.
Nya: I know you do, Kai.
Kai: Morro scares Lloyd so badly, though he tries to seem fine. But the kid is terrified. He has nightmares all the time. Lloyd doesn't tell me what they're about, bur I can tell.
Nya: You have to remember that Lloyd is the green ninja. He may be young and innocent and cute, but he also has power you can't begin to comprehend.
Nya: He can take care of himself.
Nya: I found the water guns. I called Ronin. Meet me in the courtyard, we got R.E.X.
Kai: thx Nya
Nya: no prob
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Lloyd: Kaaaaaaaaaaaai
Lloyd: I have bad news.
Kai: hey Lloyd! I was actually just about to text u about some stuff that's going on.
Lloyd: can it wait?
Kai: what's wrong, Lloyd?
Lloyd: 😓
Lloyd: 😥😢
Lloyd: I HATE MY DAD!
Kai: your dad?
Lloyd: my dad! He's back from the cursed realm and I hate him!
Kai: back from the cursed realm?
Kai: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kai: the pieces are falling into place!
Kai: uh, why do you hate your dad?
Lloyd: cause he still hates you!
Lloyd: and he said that you're-
Lloyd: he basically told me he's-
Lloyd: he said we can't be together anymore!
Lloyd: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Kai: what? Why?
Lloyd: he's a stupid bleeping bleep who keeps messing with my life!
Kai: okay, your dad hates me even more than he used to. Great.
Kai: so...are we pulling a romeo and juliet and dating behind his back, or what?
Lloyd: yeah. I don't want my dad to go all evil on you. He may not have four arms anymore but he can probably still tie you up and throw you off the Bounty or something.
Kai: 😬 has he done that to someone before?
Lloyd: sounds like something he would do.
Kai: listen, Lloyd, um, I have some bad news too.
Lloyd: what could possibly be worse than the news that my dad is back from the Cursed Realm and hates my boyfriend and is likely homophobic and is trying to force me to train constantly?
Kai: uh
Kai: er
Kai: Lloyd. Don't freak out, okay?
Lloyd: what is it?
Lloyd: did you kill someone? Do you have cancer? Did you get in a car crash? Did you burn down a village?
Lloyd: IS NYA PREGNANT?????
Lloyd: WHO'S THE FATHER???
Lloyd: don't kill Jay and don't kill Cole. Please. Don't. Kill. Anyone.
Kai: what? No! Where'd you get any of those ideas?
Lloyd: it's my natural train of thought when you have bad news.
Kai: Nya isn't pregnant.
Kai: she BETTER not be.
Kai: anyway the bad news is...
Kai: Lloyd it wasn't just your dad that came back from the cursed realm
Lloyd: what are you saying?
Kai: Morro is back.
Kai: and he's coming after you.
Lloyd: what?
Lloyd:MORRO?
Lloyd: ME?!?!
Kai: yeah. You gotta be strong, Lloyd. He can't control you!
Lloyd: MORRO IS BACK!!?!?!!??
Kai: yus
Lloyd: but we got rid of him!
Kai: Ninjago logic
Lloyd: WHAT DOES HE WANT?
Kai: he said he wants...
Lloyd: you TALKED to him? Why didn't you beat the crap out of him?
Kai: he texted me!
Kai: I don't know how the dude got my number.
Kai: anyway, Morro texted me that he wants-
Kai: well, he wants you.
Lloyd: my power?
Kai: you
Lloyd: WHAT IS GOING ON?
Kai: I HAVE NO IDEA!
Lloyd: what is Morro's problem?
Kai: I DONT KNOW
Kai: BUT I THINK THIS LOVE LINE JUST BECAME A LOVE TRIANGLE
Lloyd: a LOVE triangle?
Kai: 😞 yes
Kai: but Morro better STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN!
Lloyd: that's sweet, Kai 😘
Kai: I know
Lloyd: wait, wait, wait
Lloyd: MORRO IS BACK AND HES COMING AFTER ME!!!!
Lloyd: 😩😩😩
Lloyd: gotta get my chosen one pants on. When I'm wearing my chosen one pants nobody can mess with me.
Kai: calm
Kai: you'll be ok Lloyd. I believe in you. I know you can beat Morro.
Lloyd: I'm calm
Lloyd: I'm not afraid
Lloyd: I can call a dragon
Lloyd: maybe
Kai: I'll protect you. Always and forever and ever and ever and ever.
Lloyd: thank you Kai ☺️ Morro can't mess with us together
Kai: YASS
Kai: HE WILL GET KAIED
Lloyd: yeah
Kai: wait, before you go, I have some other bad news
Lloyd: huh?
Kai: Skylor came back.
Lloyd: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Kai: it wasn't my idea!
Lloyd: SKYLOR!!!!!
Kai: focus on Morro, okay? I'll deal with the Skylor drama. 😡
Lloyd: okay Kai
Lloyd: I don't think there's a love triangle anymore
Kai: how come?
Lloyd: this just turned into a love quadrilateral
Kai: whaaaaaaa?
Lloyd: a love square. It's a love square.
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M (Lloyd doesn't have Morro in his contacts so it comes up as Mystery Number): heyyyyyyyy
Lloyd: who is this?
M: your true love.
Lloyd: WHAT THE HECK?
M: can't you tell, I'm your m&m!
Lloyd: only one person calls them self that...
Lloyd: GO AWAY MORRO!
M: why should I go away? All I want is right here.
Lloyd: what the heck are you talking about?
M: isn't it obvious?
Lloyd: NO
M: Lloyd
M: ever since I possessed you, I've felt a connection between us
Lloyd: LEAVE ME ALONE WEIRDO
M: No. I won't leave you alone.
Lloyd: why are you back? You can't be the green ninja!
M: I don't want to have green ninja powers. I want to have the green ninja.
Lloyd: Morro, you hate me. We're rivals? You don't remember that?
Lloyd: and now you're...flirting with me?
Lloyd: IM SO CONFUSED!
M: Don't be confused, be mine.
Lloyd: I am literally scared right now.
Lloyd: are you insane?
M: no, I'm being honest.
Lloyd: what is your deal, Morro? Why are you not dead? Why are you suddenly coming after me?
M: I have something I've been wanting to say for a while, Lloyd.
M: I like you.
M: like, like-like you.
Lloyd: you like-like me?
M: I'm totally into you. At first I was determined to hate you. You stole MY DESTINY! 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
M: but then, while I was possessing you and all, I realized you were actually pretty hot. And the whole thing where you followed me through the realms and then battled me for Ninjago was just like- whoa.
M: totally turned on
Lloyd: so you have a...crush on me?
M: I guess you could say I was "blown away" by you.
Lloyd: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!
M: you mean Kai?
M: ha
M: don't make me laugh.
Lloyd: I love Kai!
M: Does he love you? I seem to remember he had a thing with that Skylor girl. How do you know Kai is even over her?
Lloyd: I love Kai and Kai loves me!
M: I've seen into your head, Lloyd. What you have for Kai is puppy love. He saved your life once or twice and looked hot doing it. I can do so much more.
M: Kai gives you safety. I can give you power.
M: come on. You know you want to.
Lloyd: YOU HURT ME!
M: I SHOWED YOU THE REAL WORLD!
M: Aren't you tired of being sheltered? Don't you want excitement? Don't you want the truth?
M: life isn't all sunshine and rainbows like Kai tells you.
M: it's time to grow up.
M: Kai treats you like a child, but I treat you like the adult you are. Free to make your own choices.
Lloyd: but you're evil, Morro! You tried to put Ninjago under the control of the Preeminent! You almost killed my people!
M: there's a fine line between good and evil. You fight "bad guys" all the time, did you ever stop to think about things from their point of view?
M: The serpentine were locked underground, treated as animals. They nearly starved to death in those tombs! They watched their own families turn mad! Most of them weren't even against the humans, yet the humans imprisoned them against their will for years. How would you react?
M: My friends, the ghosts, had been outsiders just like me. Alienated, they just wanted a home. They wanted a leader, and the Preeminent gave them that. They weren't bad! They were lonely!
M: and I seem to recall that once you were "bad" as well. A sad little boy, abandoned by his parents, just wanting some candy and a hug. Your so-called friends weren't as sympathetic then, were they?
M: the thing about us "evil" people is, well, what we all have in common is that everyone keeps screwing us over.
M: I say, being "good" is overrated.
Lloyd: I'm the green ninja! It's my destiny to protect Ninjago!
M: maybe you should rethink who you're protecting it from.
M: I'll be waiting, Lloyd.
M: I know you want me.
Lloyd: Kai is coming after you!
M: I know. I'm SO SCARED.
M: 😂
Lloyd: WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING?
M: I seem to recall your flame can't swim.
Lloyd: MORRO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
M: I'm doing what's right!
Lloyd: don't hurt my boyfriend!
M: soon-to-be EX boyfriend
Lloyd: what?
M: you can't really date someone if they're dead.
Lloyd: 😱 KAI!!!!!
M: I'm sorry. I really am. I don't want you to be sad. I'm just doing what's best for you.
Lloyd: YOURE PSYCHO!!!
M: Kai would kill me in a heartbeat.
Lloyd: that's different!
M: is it? Is it really that different?
Lloyd: yes...no...I don't know...
Lloyd: stop messing with me!
M: I'm not messing with you. I'm telling you the truth.
M: now if you'll excuse me, I think I see Kai.
Lloyd: no! Stay away from him!
M: I'm in charge of my own destiny, thanks.
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Lloyd: KAI!!!! 😖😩😫😫😩😖😫😭
Kai: Lloyd! What is it? What's wrong?
Lloyd: you have to watch out! Morro is coming! He's going to hurt you!
Kai: don't worry Lloyd. I can take care of myself.
Lloyd: you don't understand! He said something about water!
Kai: it'll be fine, kid. Nya is here. She can save me from water.
Kai: just relax.
Lloyd: okay.
Lloyd: I love you, Kai. 😘
Lloyd: Kai?
Lloyd: Kai?
Kai: not Kai anymore.
Kai: I got his phone. He doesn't really need it anymore.
Kai: what a cute picture of you two on the lock screen!
Lloyd: What. Did. You. Do?
Kai: you'll find out soon.
Kai: bye, "kid".What did Morro do to Kai? Stay posted for the next update to find out!
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Ninjago texts
FanfictionAll your favorite ninja texting each other! Prepare to laugh, cry, and get the FEELS! I have a few continuous storylines which are notated in the chapter titles by their acronyms: Kai's Dating Adventures (KDA) I Have Problems (IHP) (Includes depr...