Ninjago texts

Ninja on Facebook

This is not texts-it is Facebook. I just wanted to do this because...I don't know.
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Selfies

Kai Smith updated his profile picture.
Lloyd Garmadon, Nya Smith and Jay Walker liked this.

Kai Smith updated his profile picture.
Lloyd Garmadon and Nya Smith liked this.

Kai Smith updated his profile picture.
Lloyd Garmadon liked this.

Kai Smith updated his profile picture.
Lloyd Garmadon liked this.

Nya Smith commented: Kai, stop taking selfies!
Jay Walker, Cole Brookstone, and Skylor Chen liked this comment.

Kai Smith replied to Nya Smith's comment: But I'm so HOTT!
Lloyd Garmadon liked this comment.

Nya Smith commented: You're cluttering all of our feeds!
Jay Walker, Cole Brookstone, and Skylor Chen liked this comment.
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True Potential

Nya Smith added a new life event:
Unlocked my True Potential!
Jay Walker, Kai Smith, Cole Brookstone, Lloyd Garmadon, Zane Julien, Skylor Chen and Pixal Borg liked this.
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Morro

Lloyd Garmadon updated his status:
My friend Morro Idonthavealastname just joined us all on Facebook! Make sure to welcome him into the ninja FB family!

Nya Smith, Jay Walker, and Zane Julien liked this.
Kai Smith commented: Morro has FACEBOOK now? Oh god.
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Break-Up

Skylor Chen updated her relationship status to single.
Skylor Chen updated her status:
ALL DA SINGLE LADIES, ALL DA SINGLE LADIES!
Lloyd Garmadon and Nya Smith liked this.

Kai Smith updated his relationship status to single.

Kai Smith feeling heartbroken with Skylor Chen:
Nice way to break up over text Skylor Chen!

Kai Smith feeling angry with Skylor Chen:
I might as well call you Joe Jonas. Or Jake Gyllenhaal.

Kai Smith feeling hurt with Skylor Chen:
I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE!
#breakupsongscannoteasethepain

Kai Smith feeling pissed with Skylor Chen:
FINE! IGNORE ME! I DONT CARE! IM OVER YOU!

Kai Smith feeling done with Skylor Chen:
I CAN DO WAY BETTER THAN YOU!
Lloyd Garmadon liked this.
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Bipolar

Jay Walker feeling broken: Why do I have to be this way? Why?
Nya Smith commented: Jay, are you okay?

Jay Walker feeling awesome: Look out, world. Here comes Jay!
Kai Smith commented: thx 4 the warning

Jay Walker feeling drained: I hate everything

Jay Walker feeling joyful: EVERYTHING IS AWESOME! EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN YOURE PART OF A TEAM!
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME
WHEN YOURE LIVING THE DREAM!
Kai Smith commented: Not this song again! 😞

Jay Walker feeling empty: Why do we keep saving the world? What did they ever do for us? Maybe for once we should LET the serpentine take over and see how it goes. Huh? Huh?

Jay Walker feeling super: Post-defeating villain rush! Oh yeah! I'm on top of the world!

Jay Walker feeling depressed: It's one of those days where everything hurts and you'd rather stay in bed wearing disgusting sweatpants and watching guilty pleasure television than deal with humanity.
Cole Brookstone liked this.
Cole Brookstone commented: I can relate.
Jay Walker commented: What show are you watching?
Cole Brookstone commented: PLL. Don't judge.
Jay Walker commented: Hey, I'm watching the Full House seasons 1-4 box set. I don't have the RIGHT to judge.
Cole Brookstone commented: Sounds good. Popcorn?
Jay Walker commented: Sure. Don't eat all of it.
Cole Brookstone commented: Ha.
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It's complicated.

Nya Smith updated her relationship status to It's Complicated.

Cole Brookstone commented: Ohhh yeah.
Jay Walker commented: What?

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Zane doesn't understand.

Zane Julien updated his status: How is this 'Face Book' supposed to work? I do not see any book of faces. I was expecting to find some new reading material.
Nya Smith and Cole Brookstone liked this.
Cole Brookstone commented: I was disappointed with Facebook too.
Cole Brookstone commented: But then I got over it cause disappointment is my life.
Nya Smith commented: IKR!

Zane Julien updated his status: What do you mean by this 'IKR', Nya?
Nya Smith commented: it's an acronym for 'I Know, Right?' Sorry Zane, I forgot about your....

Zane Julien updated his status: My what?
Nya Smith commented: um... You're back! (Winky wink inside joke)
Jay Walker liked this comment.

Zane Julien updated his status: What is on my back?
Nya Smith commented: Seriously?

Zane Julien updated his status: What is the point of the Book of Faces if it contains no publications?
Kai Smith commented: u tell people about urself and get friends! Sheesh Zane 😒
Kai Smith commented: omfg u only have liek 58 likes on ur page!
Kai Smith commented: what is it like living in obscurity?

Zane Julien updated his status: How does one add a "Profile Photograph"?
Jay Walker commented: Just let me show you!

Zane Julien updated his status: No, Jay, Cole told me that one may send messages on the Book of Faces. I would like to learn through this "messenger", instead of you showing me in real life, or IRL, as normal teens like us say nowadays. Now, I assume the Face Book messenger is similar to my Falcon?
Jay Walker commented: facepalm
Cole Brookstone replied to Jay Walker's comment: omg SAME
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Lloyd is venting

Lloyd Garmadon updated his status: I DON'T WANT TO TRAIN, UNCLE! OKAY?!?!?!
OKAY.
That's what ur supposed to say back but NOOOOOOO!
I had plans tonight, y'know. Some people like watching sad movies with their boyfriend, okay?
Kai Smith, Cole Brookstone, and Jay Walker liked this.
Kai Smith commented: GO LLOYD! AUTHORITY IS STUPID!
Kai Smith commented: Flip him off, blow him off, and blow me 😉
Lloyd Garmadon replied to Kai Smith's comment: 😳 Kai! 😳
Cole Brookstone commented: Nice TFIOS reference. 😐 Were you going to watch that?
Lloyd Garmadon replied to Cole Brookstone's comment: 😑 yes but not anymore because a certain uncle of mine is forcing me to MEDITATE WITH HIM FOR 4 HOURS!
Cole Brookstone commented: 😬😶 that sux sry
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King of social media

Kai Smith updated his status: HA I AM OFFICIALLY THE KING OF SOCIAL MEDIA!
MAH PAGE HAS OVA 10mil likes TAKE THAT COLE I HAVE MORE FANGIRLS!
*dancing*
And on Instagram I have a mil WOO!
SOMEONE GET ME A F*****G CROWN!!!
Lloyd Garmadon liked this.
Nya Smith commented: 😑

Ok, so that was different...
Also, if you haven't noticed, I've changed some chapter titles to include the acronyms of the storyline they are in. The key is in the description!

Tell me if you want more of Ninja on Facebook!
You can also request a different social media platform like Twitter!
:):):)