Ninjago texts

Chen and Clouse's Failed Takeover

Sorry it's been so long!
This was requested by:
@Ninjago-Clouse003
And @not-so-sane

BEFORE I GET INTO TEXTS CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT SKYBOUND FOR A SECOND?!?!?!
(Best season EVER!)
(I love Jay)
(I love Nya even more than I love Jay if that's possible)
(I love feminism)
(I love that NS6 is creepily like my fanfiction The Black-Hearted Ninja)
Okay, I'm done (for now)
On with the actual thing:

Chen: Skylor.
Chen: Skylor.
Chen: SKYLOOOOOOOOOOR!
Skylor: 👆🏽
Skylor: Move that finger over a space and you have my answer to you, my dear father.
Chen: Well, that's rude!
Chen: Have you been a good girl, Skylor?
Skylor: Marginally.
Chen: NOT MARGINAL ENOUGH!
Chen: A little bird told Master Chen you're friends with those...😒 ninja nowadays.
Skylor: F U DAD STAHP WITH THE THIRD PERSON IT ISNT COOL
Chen: Clousey-Clouse told Master Chen it is!
Skylor: Clouse is f*****g dumb dad
Skylor: What little bird told you about my "hijinks"?
Chen: :) Clousey-Clouse!
Skylor: OH GOD NOT HIM AGAIN
Chen: Skylor, you have been far too virtuous of late.
Skylor: How :p
Chen: You have been helping the enemy!
Skylor: SHEESH that was like two seasons ago! Just get over yourself!
Chen: ...did you just break the fourth wall?
Skylor: f*** yeah!
Chen: That was evil...
Skylor: nah
Chen: YOU STILL HAVE WHAT IT TAKES!
Chen: Come, Skylor! We must rid Ninjago of those pests of ninja! Join Master Chen and-
Skylor: You'll give me part of the power, yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah.
Skylor: I won't fall for that one again.
Skylor: How f***ing dumb do you think I am?
Chen: Well...
Skylor: You're a horrible father.
Skylor: Bye-bye-bye!
Chen: Don't you dare quote those disgusting organizations called "boy bands"!
Skylor: Whatevs I h8 u
Chen: You are being immature, daughter!
Chen: That's Master Chen's job!
Skylor: I'm just gonna Act My Age 👆🏽
Chen: Why did you capitalize those three letters?
Chen: was that a reference?
Chen: Skylor you answer your father when he speaks to you!
Chen: SKYLOOOOOOR

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Chen: Clouse!
Chen: CLOUUUUUUUUUUSEEEEEEE
Chen: CLOUSEY-CLOUSE!!!
Clouse: 😑
Clouse: Yes, Master? What is it you require?
Chen: SKYLOR IS BEING DIFFICUUUUULT
Clouse: How unfortunate, Master.
Chen: IT IS!!!
Clouse: What do you request I do?
Chen: In order to achieve our goal of world domination, we must get POWER!
Chen: WE GOTTA ASK PEOPLE WHO WOULD NEVER BE ON OUR SIDE TO JOIN OUR SIDE!
Clouse: *facepalm* 😑
Clouse: I mean, excellent plan, Master.
Clouse: We will rise to power easily with that strategy.
Chen: DUH CLOUSEY-CLOUSE
Clouse: Who would you like me to recruit first?
Chen: How about....
Chen: YOUR OLD FRIEND GARMADON!
Clouse: oh spinjitzu master nooo
Clouse: I mean, excellent plan, Master.
Chen: I know!
Chen: what are you waiting for? Fetch Garmy, Clousey-Clouse!
Clouse: Of course, Master.

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Clouse: 😑 Hello, Garmadon.
Garmy: CLOUSE?!?! 😱
Garmy: how did you get this number?
Clouse: Dark magic 💀🌑🔮
Garmy: What do you want?
Clouse: Master Chen is back from the Cursed Realm and has requested that you join his team to rule the world and kill all those who stand in his way as a slave.
Garmy: ?
Garmy: NO! I would never do such a thing!
Garmy: Tell Chen he will not get any more from me!
Garmy: Also that he's mean 😡
Garmy: ...if you give me a minute I'll find a more eloquent way to phrase that...
Clouse: OK
Garmy: How dare he insinuate...
Garmy: Wait, what?
Clouse: OK
Garmy: No fight?
Clouse: Nope.
Garmy: No bargaining?
Clouse: Nope.
Garmy: No dark methods of persuasion?
Clouse: Nah
Garmy: Do you even care?
Clouse: Nah
Clouse: I'm just doing this cuz he said he'd buy me another big snake.
Garmy: Clouse, I know we have always been rivals, but I beg you to hear me out. Garmy: You are powerful. Your talents are wasted underneath Chen! Come to the side of good!
Garmy: We can also buy you a reptile of your choice!
Clouse: I appreciate your offer, Garmadon.
Clouse: But I'll stay where I am.
Garmy: WHY?
Clouse: We have better food.
Clouse: bye
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Chen: Soooooo?
Clouse: Garmadon refuses, Master.
Chen: Meh try his son
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Clouse: Lloyd Garmadon, come to the dark side.
Lloyd: I'm the chosen green ninja.
Lloyd: ARE YOU FREAKING CRAZY?
Lloyd: NO WAY!!
Clouse: fair enough
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Clouse: he said no.
Chen: try the fire one...
Chen: I like his spirit.
Chen: I wanted Skylor to stay with him.
Clouse: Yes, Master.
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Clouse: Hello.
Kai: who the hell r u?
Clouse: I'm Clouse?
Kai: who?
Clouse: from the Tournament?
Kai: sorry still not ringing any bells 🔕
Clouse: I am a master of dark magic.
Kai: that's a thing?
Clouse: my pet almost ate your sister.
Kai: okay, that sounds familiar...
Clouse: *sigh* I was Chen's servant.
Kai: OH!
Kai: OH YEAH YOURE MY EX'S DAD'S SLAVE!
Kai: with the creepy facial hair!
Clouse: 😑 Yes, that is me.
Kai: what do U want?
Clouse: Would you be interested in turning evil and helping Chen with his plan of world domination?
Kai: no man
Kai: that's not how I roll
Kai: I already did that sheesh!
Clouse: it was worth a shot.
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Clouse: he said no.
Chen: Do not lose hope, Clousey-Clouse! Try that Samurai girl that beat you up!
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Clouse: do you want to turn evil?

This message has been rejected.
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Clouse: Her phone has a blocker from unfamiliar numbers.
Chen: Try the one that killed your pet.
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Clouse: join Master Chen to take over the world blah blah blah
Cole: um no
Clouse: ok
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Clouse: he said no
Chen: Try Skylor again.
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Clouse: Your father says-
Skylor: go away you wannabe Snape except without the character depth 😝
Clouse: 😑 I don't like you
Skylor: The feeling is mutual 👆🏽
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Clouse: no
Chen: I can't think of any more people.
Clouse: I'm tired anyway.
Chen: Let's take over the world tomorrow, Clousey-Clouse.
Clouse: excellent plan, Master.