Ninjago texts

Messing With Kai/BURN! (MR4)

Again, sorry for not updating. I am horrible! 😓

The scene: Lloyd told Morro that if Morro was ever going to have a chance with him, first he had to promise to not harm the other ninja, especially Kai. Morro promised, but being Morro, he finds little things to do to mess with Kai.

Also, the names appear as they do in Kai's contacts at the moment.

Morro: Kai Smith.
Kai: S***!
Kai: what the heck Morro, how did u get in my phone?
Morro: I have my ways.
Morro: and now I will text you whenever I want to, mortal!
Kai: duuuude leave me alone!
Morro: no.
Morro: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Morro: did you fall from hell?
Morro: or did they just kick you out cause everyone hated you?
Kai: ?!?!?!😡
Kai: that's a horrible pickup line.
Morro: Why would I want to pick you up? When I see you I think you need to be put down!
Kai: what is ur problem?
Morro: I'm mean 😏
Morro: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Morro: can you at least swim with floaties?
Morro: oh, wait, that's Jay. You're too fat.
Kai: how do u even know this stuff?
Morro: Puh-lease! I possessed Lloyd! I know my s*** on you people!
Kai: WHY CANT U LEAVE ME ALONE U STALKER?!?!?!?!?!
Morro: I may not be able to use physical violence because Lloyd will murder me, but I can still hurt you with my sharp, sharp words. 😈
Kai: OH YEAH? WELL I CAN BLOCK U, U CREEP!
Kai: WHY CANT I BLOCK U, U CREEP?
Morro: I possessed your phone and changed lots of things. Like your settings. And your contacts.
Kai: 😡 I hate u forever
Morro: Have fun!
Morro: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Kai: Okay who is this? 😡
IHOOKEDUPWITHYOURSISTER: um... You know who I am Kai
Kai: grr that f****** a**hole Morro possessed my phone and changed everything!
IHOOKEDUPWITHYOURSISTER: I'm guessing that means contacts too...?
Kai: yes u traitor 😡
IHOOKEDUPWITHYOURSISTER: traitor? What did I do?
Kai: YOU KNOW WHAT!
IHOOKEDUPWITHYOURSISTER: no. I really don't.
Kai: who is this really?
IHOOKEDUPWITHYOURSISTER: I'm Cole. Why am I a traitor?
Kai: YOU HOOKED UP WITH MY SISTER!!!
IHOOKEDUPWITHYOURSISTER: um
IHOOKEDUPWITHYOURSISTER: what
Kai: it says it right here in the contacts!
IHOOKEDUPWITHYOURSISTER: Do you really believe what Morro tells you? Morro?
Kai: 😡
IHOOKEDUPWITHYOURSISTER: just change it back. And forget it. Morro is trying to mess with you.
Kai: grr
Kai: stupid f****** Morro.
IHOOKEDUPWITHYOURSISTER: and Kai?
Kai: what 😤
IHOOKEDUPWITHYOURSISTER: I'm sorry I have to say this, but you believe anything people tell you.
Kai: NO I DONT!
IHOOKEDUPWITHYOURSISTER: last week Jay told you it was raining cats and dogs and you started looking for your allergy medicine. 😑 And the week before, Jay told you that they discovered a parallel universe where all of us are gender-switched.
Kai: but that's real!
IHOOKEDUPWITHYOURSISTER: 😑
IHOOKEDUPWITHYOURSISTER: Jay also told you that the Pythagorean Theorem is a long lost serpentine tribe.
Kai: it's a fact!
IHOOKEDUPWITHYOURSISTER: 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
IHOOKEDUPWITHYOURSISTER: you're gullible, Kai, and it's dangerous.
IHOOKEDUPWITHYOURSISTER: you need to not listen to people like Morro, they're trying to get into your head.
Kai: I have the urge to get mad at u now but I have to save my energy for the beating up of Morro imma do later
IHOOKEDUPWITHYOURSISTER: learn how to distinguish real from fake, bro. Change back your contacts. Don't tell Nya about this. And yes, beat up Morro.
IHOOKEDUPWITHYOURSISTER: I think we'd all like that.
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Kai: what's your name?
cyclondoweirdo: you don't know my name?
cyclondoweirdo: we're best friends! We've known each other for years!
cyclondoweirdo: do you have memory loss from brain damage, or amnesia? Amnesia is kind of cool, actually, at least in soap operas. I like soap operas, they're so dramatic! Do you have amnesia, Kai? Do you? Do you? Do you? Do you? Do you?
cyclondoweirdo: isn't there a song about it? I WISH THAT I COULD WAKE UP WITH AMNESIA, AND FORGET ABOUT THE STUPID LITTLE THINGS!
cyclondoweirdo: am I a stupid little thing?
cyclondoweirdo: Kai? Has your amnesia made you forget me? Did you forget how to type? Do you remember Nya? Do you remember Sensei? Do you remember my baby pictures?
cyclondoweirdo: please forget my baby pictures.
Kai: SHUT UP!
cyclondoweirdo: at least you remember your personality! That's a start, right? The power of positive thinking!
Kai: 😤
Kai: Jay?
cyclondoweirdo: YOUR MEMORY IS BACK! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!
cyclondoweirdo: I love text singing, don't you?
Kai: 😒 weirdo
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(With the other people, Kai just came straight out and told them why he needed to know who they were. )

Kai: MORRO YOU ARE THE WORST!
Morro: at what? Containing my hatred for you? I suppose that is something I should work on, there's just so much and it's overflowing!
Kai: YOU MESSED UP EVERYTHING IN MY PHONE AND NOW LIFE IS CONFUSING!!!
Morro: I'm so evil. Attempting world domination was bad, but disorganizing Kai Smith's phone? And texting him mean things? Diabolical on a new level.
Morro: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kai: okay you need to STOP DOING THAT!
Morro: no.
Morro: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Morro: how's life treating you?
Kai: I HATE YOU!
Morro: so, normal?
Kai: why do you insist on tormenting me?
Morro: you know why.
Kai: no I don't.
Morro: yes you do.
Kai: no I don't.
Morro: oh, yes you do!
Kai: I HAVE NO IDEA WHY!
Morro: YOU HAVE EVERY IDEA WHY!
Kai: gah MORRO!!!
Morro: gah KAI!!!
Morro: you and I are natural enemies.
Kai: ...natural enemies?
Morro: let me make it more clear.
Morro: we're two Tasmanian Devils, biting each other's faces off in competition for one mate. The sweetest, best Tasmanian Devil.
Kai: what the hell?
Morro: Can you guess who the best Devil is, Kai? The blond, innocent, green-eyed Tasmanian Devil?
Kai: Lloyd.
Kai: but Tasmanian Devils aren't gay.
Kai: and we aren't Tasmanian Devils.
Morro: ITS A METAPHOR!
Kai: what even is a Tasmanian devil?
Morro: YOU GET THE IDEA OF THE METAPHOR, DONT YOU?
Morro: I am willing to bite your face off like those Tasmanian Devils during mating season!
Kai: oh yeah? Well, I get to be Honey Badger, cause Honey Badger don't give a s***!
Kai: BURN!
Morro: oh yeah, well I can give you a wind burn!
Kai: dude, wind burns aren't even a thing!
Morro: your element is fire and I'm still hotter than you when I'm DEAD!
Morro: WIND BURN!
Kai: oh yeah, well...your hair is stupid and nobody likes it!
Kai: FIRE BURN!
Morro: I wish you had just drowned.
Kai: I wish my sister had killed u for good!
Morro: I wish you were out of the way so Lloyd would realize his undying devotion to me!
Kai: Lloyd would never pick u, even if I had DIED!
Morro: puh-lease, if you had died, I would have gotten lucky in two ways!
Morro: like the mating season of some other obscure mammal!
Morro: WIND BURN!
Kai: 😡 if you so much as think about my boyfriend, the only laid you'll be getting is getting laid in a coffin!
Morro: that was bad.
Kai: yours was worse!
Morro: my burns are SO much better than yours!
Kai: nu-uh!
Morro: uh-huh!
Kai: nu-uh!
Morro: UH-HUH!
Kai: dude. You have no chance with Lloyd. He's my boyfriend. He's been in love with me since he was a kid!
Morro: well what if Lloyd wants to experiment more? What if Lloyd wants someone who actually lets him do things instead of treating him like a child?!?!
Kai: I AM AN AWESOME BOYFRIEND!!!
Morro: yeah, awesomely lame. I'm exciting. I'm new. I'm cool. And bad. And everyone loves a bad boy.
Morro: and I'm still hotter than you.
Kai: why can't you just give up on Lloyd?
Kai: HE WILL NEVER LOVE YOU.
Kai: YOU ARE EVIL. I AM A HERO. I AM GOOD!
Kai: I saved Lloyd's life more times than you've failed at being the green ninja.
Kai: FIRE BURN!
Kai: all you did is try to kill him and then get flirty!
Kai: I CAN PROTECT LLOYD FROM ANYONE WHO TRIES TO HURT HIM!
Kai: AND THAT INCLUDES YOU!
Kai: now stay away from my boyfriend!
Morro: no.
Kai: why not?
Morro: I guess you could say I'm a little possessive.
Morro: WIND BURN!
Kai: Honey Badger don't care! Honey Badger don't give a s***!
Morro: THE TASMANIAN DEVIL IS RIPPING YOUR FACE OFF!
Kai: badger!
Morro: devil!
Kai: badger!
Morro: devil!
Kai: BADGER!
Morro: DEVIL!
Morro: I may not be able to drown you or awaken the Preeminent to destroy your home anymore, but I will always win. I will find other ways to snuff your flame, Kai Smith.
Morro: MORRO WILL PREVAIL!
Morro: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Kai: I told you to STOP DOING THAT!
Morro:MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Morro: Morro OUT!
Kai: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Fire burn or wind burn? Whose burns were better?

Who should I write my next NT about? (I will take requests if they inspire me.)

I love writing sassy ninja 😉.

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