Ninjago texts

New Year's Party Disaster (KDA10)

Hi!
Sorry for repeatedly abandoning this book! I have a list of ideas now. ⬆️⬆️
I had a request to make another one where contacts are switched. However, I got very confused by all the name changes. Hopefully I'll figure it out soon!
    This update relates to Season 6. Where they're famous, not where they're infamous.
   It's a fun one, but also a mini-continuation of I Have Problems. Sorry Morro isn't in this one! He's in the next NT!
    I know this is a few days late, but please enjoy this New Year's update (with greenflame and of course some mention of my favorite love triangle.) (and another crazy party, cause the last party one I did was super popular 😉)

Kai: hey Lloyd 😉
Lloyd: hiiii
Lloyd: I get the feeling you're about to tell me something that I am going to be pissed off about and you're trying to soften the blow 😣
Kai: what?
Kai: no!
Kai: maybe...
Kai: so, do you remember our last party?
Lloyd: that ended with you spontaneously combusting after getting drunk and saying some perfectly horrible things to me? And then my uncle went all 'punishment mode' on us? And then the stress, like, broke Jay?
Lloyd: of course I remember our last party!
Kai: well...its New Year's Eve
Lloyd: I have a bad feeling about this.
Kai: and there are a lot of people who wanna party with us, the famous ninja!
Lloyd: Kai. What did you do?
Kai: and they all have Kai posters and t-shirts for me to sign, and those adorable little Kai action figures...
Lloyd: KAI. HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO THE FANGIRLS AGAIN?
Kai: I'm a fan favorite!
Lloyd: WE'VE DISCUSSED THIS!
Kai: chillax, Lloyd! I'm not cheating on you or anything!
Lloyd: if you would just let us go public with our relationship, maybe the fangirls would back off!
Kai: we both have appearances to maintain, Lloyd. You're the golden ninja! The front of the team! And I'm the hot one!
Kai: Darreth says that we can't let anyone know we're a thing.
Lloyd: I HAVE TO PRETEND IM STRAIGHT!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS?!?!
Kai: I know, Lloyd, we're in the same boat.
Lloyd: AT LEAST YOU'RE BI! YOU HAVE IT EASY!
Kai: hey, we'll be ok. Plenty of people through history have managed to do this, why can't we?
Lloyd: like who?
Kai: ...
Kai: ooh! Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson!
Lloyd: oh, come on, EVERYONE knows that Larry is real!
Kai: that isn't the point. The point is, we need to keep the fangirls happy so that they don't leave the fandom.
Lloyd: so what did you do?
Kai: ...it was Darreth's idea...
Kai: and I promise this party will be better than the last one.
Lloyd: WE'RE HAVING ANOTHER PARTY?!?!?!?
Kai: yeah, but it won't be too crazy...
Kai: maybe
Lloyd: THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA!
Kai: we're just going to let some fans come and party with us, sign a couple autographs, dance with a couple people, and have a few drinks
Lloyd: THERE'S GONNA BE ALCOHOL TOO?!?!?!
Kai: just a little...
Kai: it'll be classy. Like, shamanic
Kai: I mean Champlain
Kai: F*****G AUTOCORRECT!
Kai: champagne
Kai: finally!
Lloyd: did it really take you that long to figure out how to spell 'champagne'?
Kai: 😑 you sound like Nya
Lloyd: Kai, parties NEVER end well
Kai: 😑 you still sound like Nya. Or Zane. Or someone else with a stick up their butt.
Lloyd: what if something horrible happens like last time?
Kai: this party isn't gonna be like that
Kai: it's gonna be classy
Kai: low-key
Kai: chill
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Zane: THIS MUSIC IS EXCEEDINGLY LOUD. IT IS AT AN UNSAFE DECIBEL FOR HUMAN EARS. I WOULD SUGGEST TURNING IT DOWN ABOUT HALFWAY.
Cole: Zane y r u txting in all caps
Zane: THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN PROCESS INFORMATION AT THIS LEVEL OF VOLUME.
Cole: that sux. Sry man.
Zane: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS FRACTURED ENGLISH?
Cole: I can't cntrl the vol
Cole: I can't type ful wrds
Cole: the fans r attacking me
Zane: THAT IS STRANGE. NO FANS SEEM TO HAVE ATTACKED ME. ONLY A FEW PIMPLY ADOLESCENTS WANTING TO SEE MY BLUEPRINTS.
Zane: THEY SAID THEY WERE PART OF THEIR SCHOOL'S ROBOTICS CLUB. 
Cole: thats great Zane but I rly can't talk
Zane: WHY DO YOU NOT USE SPINJITZU?
Cole: I'm not being literally attack r r
Cole: sry the mob
Cole: halp
Zane: SHOULD I ALERT THE OTHERS OF YOUR PERIL?
Cole: OMG! Who r u?
Cole: OMG R U HIS GIRLFRIEND?
Cole: IM WILLING TO FIGHT U 2 THE DEATH FOR HIM!
Zane: COLE? WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING SO STRANGELY?
Cole: OMG r u Zane?
Zane: AFFIRMATIVE.
Cole: OMG IM KATIE MY BESTIE MARIA IS IN LOVE WITH U!
Zane: THAT IS NOT LOGICAL. I DO NOT BELIEVE IT IS CAPABLE TO HARBOR ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE ONE HAS NEVER MET.
Cole: I LUVVVVVVV Cole! He's like so HOTT. More than Kai
Cole: I CANT BELIEVE I HAVE HIS PHONE SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cole: 😍😆😊😘😋😈😳💏💏💏💏💏💏💏💏
Zane: I WOULD RECOMMEND YOU RETURN COLE'S MOBILE DEVICE TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER.
Cole: OMG why was he texting that water girl?
Zane: IT IS AN INVASION OF COLE'S PRIVACY TO LOOK THROUGH HIS PHONE.
Cole: OMG WHY DOES SHE GET TO BE THE GIRL NINJA INSTEAD OF ME?!?! ITS TOTES UNFAIR!!!!
Zane: KATIE, NYA DOES NOT APPRECIATE BEING CALLED 'THE GIRL NINJA'. SHE IS THE WATER NINJA. PLEASE NOTE THIS FOR FUTURE REFERENCE.
Cole: omg whadkdncnckdm
Cole: sry bout that. One of the fangirls got my phone.
Zane: I NOTICED.
Cole: I had to tke like 30 selfies wi her and promise to give her a shoutout on insta an twit an fcbook an snap
Zane: I UNDERSTOOD NONE OF THAT SENTENCE.
Cole: oh god they're closing in again
Cole: ttyl k?
Zane: WHAT?
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Nya: KAI THIS PARTY WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA!
Nya: KAI!
Nya: KAI SMITH!
Nya: SOS
Nya: pls I need help
Nya: the fangirls hate me
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Jay: OMG
Zane: Is this a fan speaking? If so, please return Jay's phone.
Jay: no it's meh
Jay: JAYYYY
Zane: Why did you feel the need to use the acronym 'OMG', commonly meant to demonstrate excitement, distress, extreme happiness, surprise, shock, anger, and on some occasions a conversation-starter?
Jay: this party is like an explosion of pure awesomeness!
Jay: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Zane: Why is this party 'like an explosion of pure awesomeness'?
Jay: I LOVE PARTIES WHEEEEEEEEEE
Jay: 🎉🎊💥🎈💫✨🎆🎇💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💙💙💙💙💙💙💙❤️💙❤️💙💛🎆🏮💫💌🎎💌💫💛🎌👑🎇💖🎓🎃💔🎃💔🎊💗💥🎃🎓🎃💗💗🎓🎃💗💥🎆🎆🎓💛🎓🎆💖
Zane: The use of so many emojis is not necessary.
Jay: ITS LIKE 11:37
Jay: I GOTTA FIND SOMEONE TO KISS!
Jay: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Zane: Jay, have you been ingesting harmful substances such as alcohol?
Zane: Or perhaps over-the-counter medicine?
Zane: Jay?
Zane: Jay?
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Lloyd: Nya Kai got drunk
Lloyd: help
Lloyd: Nya wher r u?
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Lloyd: Kai wher r u going?
Kai: 2 gET u A DriNK
Lloyd: I'm 12
Kai: uR 18
Kai: still CUte tHo
Lloyd: 😳 you are really drunk.
Kai: SO?!?!
Kai: IM ON TOP OF THE WORLD
Lloyd: Kai come on this is a bad idea
Kai: dOnt be A GooDy To SHOes
Lloyd: wrong 'two'
Kai: cMon
Lloyd: I guess one little cup wouldn't hurt...
Kai: YAAAAAA
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Jay: NYA WHERE ARE YOU???
Nya: Jay
Jay: ITS ME!
Nya: I thought you deleted me
Jay: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jay: like I would do that HA
Nya: so you're not mad at me?
Jay: I WAS TOTALLY STUPID!
Jay: BUT NOW I SEEEEEEEEEEE
Jay: YOU BELONG WITH MEEEEEEE
Nya: I need help
Jay: IM A BIRD
Nya: I got hurt
Jay: IM FLYYYYYYYYYING
Nya: oh no
Nya: have you been drinking?
Jay: I DONT KNOW WHY EVERYONES AGAINST IT I FEEL SO GOOD!
Nya: Jay your fangirls attacked me and beat me up
Jay: ILL FIND YOU NYA AND HELP YOU FOREVER AND THEN WE CAN PARTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nya: You forgive me?
Jay: of course Nya I can never stay mad for too long or it turns into a giant madsplosion and everything is bad
Jay: 😊😊😊😍😍😍
Nya: ☺️
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Kai: hApPy NEW YEAR
Cole: congrats on surviving as long as you have.
Cole: I didn't think you'd live past 2014 honestly.
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Zane: Happy New Year, Nya. May 2016 bring you good fortune.
Zane: Nya?
Zane: Nya?
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Kai: NYYYYYA ITS 2016
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Cole: um....happy new year I guess
Cole: Jay where are you?
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Lloyd: kai i love u
Lloyd: a lot
Lloyd: SOOOOOO MUCH
Lloyd: ur beautiful 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
Lloyd: WHY U IGNORING ME?
Kai: i luv u a lot to Lloyd
Lloyd: kaiiiiiiiiii
Kai: ❤️
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Cole: Nya have you seen Jay?
Cole: NYA
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Cole: Jay have you seen Nya?
Cole: JAY
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Zane: It is 12:24 AM. We should end this party now. Please.
Lloyd: no way i love parties their fun
Lloyd: apples
Zane: ...Lloyd...?
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Zane: Nya, will you help me shut down this party?
Nya: SHUT UP
Nya: IM TURNING OFF MY PHONE
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Zane: Cole, we need to stop this party before it gets out of hand.
Cole: ZANE MY LIFE SUCKS
Zane: Do not be so pessimistic, Cole. Perhaps in the year to come your life will improve.
Cole: I'm alone
Cole: FOREVER ALONE
Zane: Cole, what has prompted this outburst?
Cole: IM SO FAR IN THE FRIENDZONE IT ISNT EVEN FUNNY
Zane: Are you speaking of your romantic relationships?
Cole: I HATE EVERYTHING
Cole: whyyyyyyyyyyyy me?
Cole: WHY?!?!
Zane: Is this really Cole?
Cole: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Zane: Cole?
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Kai: it feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters and make fun of our exes
Kai: GO TO HELL SKYLOR
Skylor: um what
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Zane: Sensei, I regret to inform you that I believe that all the other ninja are intoxicated.
Sensei: What? How?
Zane: They are having a party. It was Kai's idea.
Zane: They have decided to play "truth or dare". Cole is hiding in shame and crying that he is "forever alone". Lloyd and Kai have exchanged far too much saliva.
Zane: I believe that Nya and Jay are currently "making out" in the west hallway closet. I recommend you intervene before it shifts to any human mating rituals.
Sensei: Oh dear.
Sensei: Thank you for informing me, Zane.
Zane: You're welcome.
Zane: On a more cheery note, Happy New Year!
Sensei: sigh
Sensei: Happy New Year to you too, Zane.

Sorry if some of that didn't make sense! Basically, there were a bunch of fans at their party, they beat up Nya because they hate her (😢 poor Nya) and then drunk Jay forgave Nya from their fight in Cole The Messenger. Then all the ninja got drunk except Zane and did some stuff to ruin their lives (which will be mentioned later).
Bye!