Ninjago texts

I Have Problems Part 2.5 (IHP3)

These are Nya and Jay's texts mentioned by Cole in I Have Problems, Part 2. In everyday life with the other ninja, Jay mostly acted normally (for Jay) His texts with Nya were one of the only places he said his true thoughts. Nya told nobody because she wanted to believe Jay was joking. He wasn't.

Three Months Ago
Jay: Nya...
Nya: what is it?
Jay: why did you break up with me? 😢
Nya: 😳
Nya: Jay, do I really have to answer this? Our breakup is old news. We don't talk about it.
Jay: that doesn't mean I don't think about it
Jay: constantly...
Nya: obsessing over something like that can't be healthy, Jay. Is there anything I can do?
Jay: is it because I'm scrawny and not handsome and my hair is weird and my eyes are too buggy and I'm not strong enough to carry you and we wear the same size clothes?
Jay: I know you want me to look different
Jay: perfect,
Jay: like Cole
Nya: I didn't break up with you because of your appearance! Do you really think I'm that shallow? Besides, there's nothing wrong with how you look!
Jay: then maybe it's cause I'm annoying and my inventions almost never work and I'm a coward and a bad ninja and weak
Jay: I'm too hyper. I talk too much and don't listen enough. I cry all the time and I force you to deal with me even though I know you don't want to.
Jay: I bother you when you'd probably much rather be off kissing Cole and I can't kiss you because I'll probably electrocute you and I'm so awkward that you would never want to kiss me anyway
Jay: no one really likes me.
Nya: that's not true!
Jay: maybe you should be the funny one
Nya: Jay, what's gotten into you?
Jay: nothing. I'm just making stuff up and exaggerating as usual
Jay: I was joking
Jay: hahahahahahaha ha
Jay: I have to go ttyl
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11 weeks ago
Jay: hot weather today
Nya: 😝 tell me about it!
Nya: I noticed you're still wearing your ninja gi. Everyone else changed clothes!
Nya: Cole is shirtless...😵
Jay: and wouldn't we all like to see that...
Nya: no need to be snappish zaptrap I was just telling it how it is
Jay: suuuure
Nya: 😒
Nya: Anyway, we're all going to the pool. Do you wanna come?
Jay: I'll pass
Nya: why? It will be so nice to get out! Even sensei is coming!
Nya: I thought you liked swimming...
Jay: ummmmmmmmmm
Jay: I'm sick
Nya: 😢 you are? Should I stay home with you so you're not left out?
Jay: no, you don't need to
Jay: I'm fine
Jay: nobody worry about Jay! Jay is happy! Everything is awesome!
Nya: well at least change out of those hot clothes. You must be broiling! 😕
Jay: IM FINE, NYA
Jay: NOW GO HAVE FUN SWIMMING AND LOOKING AT COLES ABS
Nya: are you sure?
Jay: SHEESH NYA CAN YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE? I WANT TO BE ALONE!
Nya: okay, okay 😠
Nya: I WILL go have fun swimming and looking at Cole's abs, thank you very much
Jay: OF COURSE
Nya: ...
Nya: Jay I'm sorry I didn't mean it like how it sounded. I'm not mad at you, just worried!
Nya: you're so different nowadays!
Jay: so you don't like me when I can't make you laugh, because that's all I am to you
Jay: someone who eases the tension
Nya: that's not...
Nya: can we talk about this later? Everyone is leaving.
Nya: now where are you? I at least want to get a hug bye
Jay: JUST GO
Nya: ...
Nya: I'm going.
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8 weeks ago
(Nya found a knife in Jay's room and got a bad feeling about it. On an impulse she took it. This is 4 hours later)
Jay: Nya have you taken anything from my room recently?
Nya: why?
Jay: I'm missing something. I can't find it anywhere!
Nya: what are you missing? Why is it important you find it now?
Jay: that's private SHEESH YOU EXPECT ME TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING?!?!
Nya: okay, but I don't know what to look for unless you tell me. Why are you being so secretive?
Jay: a guy's gotta have his secrets
Nya: of course...
Jay: hahahahahahaha
Nya: why are you laughing?
Jay: because sometimes I randomly laugh at things that aren't funny
Jay: it eases the tension
Jay: it makes me happier!
Jay: 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Nya: happy face emojis?
Jay: if I smile maybe it will make me feel good
Nya: you don't feel good?
Jay: hahahahahahaha
Nya: well, good luck finding whatever it is you're looking for
Jay: yeah, good luck
Jay: positive thinking! 😄
Nya: 😕
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6 weeks ago
Jay: Nya, would you maybe want to...?
Jay: what I mean is would you mind...?
Jay: what I'm TRYING to say is, there's this thing...
Nya: Jay, you can tell me, whatever it is.
Jay: Nya, I just wanted to ask if you wanted to go somewhere like...
Nya: like?
Jay: never mind, it's stupid. You'll say no anyway. And what would Kai say? I don't want to get beaten up. Getting hit is not on my top ten list right now.
Nya: Jay, what is it?
Jay: ...
Jay: A DATE
Jay: I was asking you out on a date
Jay: but who would want to go out with me? It would be awful
Jay: especially since you can go out with Cole anytime you want. Who can beat that?
Jay: I'm so dumb to try, it's funny. HA HA HA
Nya: wait...
Nya: are you really asking me on a date?
Jay: you don't even believe it?
Jay: that's good because...um, Lloyd dared me
Nya: it was just a joke?
Jay: OBVIOUSLY
Jay: ROTFL, right? 😂
Nya: yeah
Nya: lol
Nya: a joke?
Jay: that's what I said!
Jay: like I'd actually ask you out with hope of success!
Jay: HA HA HA
Nya: that's too bad
Jay: what's too bad?
Nya: nothing...
Nya: Cole is calling me
Nya: bye
Jay: byeeee
Nya: 💙
Jay: good one
Jay: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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A month ago
Jay: Nya, there's something I have to tell you...it's important...
Nya: why don't we talk in person?
Jay: NO I can't do this in front of you
Jay: I can't be looking at your face
Nya: Jay, what's wrong?
Jay: I haven't been completely honest with you
Nya: what do you mean?
Jay: I've been trying to tell you for so long-but I keep lying. The lies are piling up
Jay: I'm drowning
Jay: in tears, in lies, in blood
Nya: what is going on?
Nya: you're scaring me!
Jay: I just have to tell you. Once I let it out I'll get better. You'll make me better.
Nya: Jay, what do you need to get better from? Are you sick?
Jay: I can't...I can't!
Nya: what's happening to you?
Nya: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?
Nya: I'm so worried about you, Jay!
Jay: I can't!
Jay: WHY CANT I?
Nya: Jay, Jay, Jay, why can't you what?
Jay: -
Jay: and...that was a dramatic scene performed by Nya Smith and Jay Walker
Jay: applause please!
Nya: WHAT...? Wait, you weren't serious?
Jay: I'm never serious.
Jay: I had you didn't I!
Nya: 😡 Jay, if you ever scare me like that again, I swear I will...
Nya: do something....
Jay: yep! All a joke! Like everything! So funny!
Nya: if you text-laugh again...
Jay: HA HA HA HA HA
Jay: bye
Nya: Jay?
Jay: I have stuff
Jay: gtg
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3 weeks ago
Jay: maybe life would be easier if I just died...
Jay: I bet nobody would come to my funeral. Cause funerals are boring
Nya: why are you thinking about you dying?
Nya: you need hugs
Jay: I need hugs
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2 weeks ago
Nya: what are you doing in your room?
Nya: are you crying?
Jay: I'm...watching TV?
Jay: and laughing really hard so it sounds like I'm on my bed sobbing
Jay: yeah that's it.
Nya: okay
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6 days ago
Nya: Cole said some mean stuff to you today
Nya: are you okay?
Jay: I said some mean stuff to Cole 😝
Jay: did you check to see if he was okay?
Nya: I didn't think Cole would mind. Whereas you...
Jay: are fragile, weak, and easily offended. I get it.
Jay: HATERS GONNA HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE
Jay: I SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OFF
Nya: you shouldn't listen to Cole. Should I tell him to lay off?
Jay: I CAN TAKE IT
Nya: okay
Nya: if you're sure
Jay: I'm perfectly fine
Nya: perfect