Ninjago texts

Garmaphobe (MR5)

Another Morro Returns for y'all! (I know it's been a while 😢.)
Review: Remember how Garmadon came back from the cursed realm and told Lloyd he couldn't date Kai anymore? Well, Lloyd kept dating Kai anyway and hasn't talked to his dad since then.
Morro has just sorta been around, bothering Kai, and talking to Lloyd every once and a while.

Garmy: LLOYD MONTGOMERY GARMADON!
Garmy: It has been a month since I got back from the cursed realm and you have not spoken to me once. 😠
Garmy: Your mother and I are both worried about you!
Lloyd: I'll talk to mom.
Garmy: Lloyd! You actually answered!
Lloyd: I didn't want to risk u going evil again. 😠
Lloyd: I'll talk to mom
Garmy: Lloyd, are you still upset about me telling you that you can't date Kai?
Lloyd: huh, HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!
Lloyd: you can't just die and then waltz back into my life and act like you own me, because you don't!
Lloyd: I'll talk to mom. She accepts me for who I am.
Lloyd: I love mom.
Lloyd: I don't love you.
Garmy: Lloyd, you don't understand what my intent was.
Lloyd: I don't understand a lot of things, do I?
Lloyd: I don't give a s***, whatever you "meant". You're just homophobic and evil.
Lloyd: bye Garmadon.
Garmy: Lloyd, you are the green ninja!
Lloyd: I know
Garmy: this behavior is childish and immature!
Lloyd: well, news flash:
Lloyd: I'M A KID!
Lloyd: and I can do whatever the f*** I want!
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Garmy: Kai Smith, we need to talk.
Kai: AAAH!
Kai: WHY DO SCARY PEOPLE KEEP TEXTING ME?
Garmy: I'm not here to hurt you!
Kai: oh REALLY
Kai: Lloyd told me about ur gay hating ways
Kai: if your homophobic then I'm....
Kai: a...
Kai: garmaphobe!
Garmy: That was bad.
Kai: IT WASNT A JOKE!
Kai: for our senseis bro, u sure know nothing about us. JAY is the one who makes lame jokes
Garmy: I just want to speak to you.
Kai: FINE. U GET 5 MINUTES
Kai: Im 2 lazy to go anywhere so ur texting me
Garmy: 😑 And Lloyd wonders why I don't approve of you.
Kai: what?
Garmy: Nothing.
Garmy: The reason I told Lloyd he couldn't date you anymore wasn't because I am homophobic.
Kai: YEAH RIGHT
Garmy: It was because of Lloyd himself.
Kai: dude, are u insulting ur own kid?
Kai: that's cold, even 4 u.
Garmy: No!
Garmy: Just...don't speak, youngling.
Kai: hey, who u calling youngling?
Kai: I'm 18
Garmy: Silence.
Kai: FINE UGH I HATE AUTHORITY
Garmy: Why does Lloyd even like you?
Kai: 😡
Garmy: Lloyd is the Green Ninja. His primary duty is to protect Ninjago.
Garmy: He cannot have any distractions to his destiny. It could end in disastrous consequences.
Kai: I help Lloyd with ninja stuff though! We're a team!
Garmy: Lloyd is under more pressure than you will ever know, young man. Yes, he is part of a team, but the Green Ninja is not meant to fall in love. The Green Ninja is meant to be alone when the true time comes.
Kai: ...ur saying...
Garmy: Your relationship may be putting Ninjago in peril.
Kai: but!
Garmy: What is more important, Kai? An adolescent crush? Or the fate of our world?
Kai: crush!
Kai: wait, no, world!
Kai: what do you want to hear?
Garmy: 😑
Kai: u want me to break up with Lloyd?
Garmy: I'm sorry, Kai. It must be done, for the good of our world.
Garmy: I know what position you are in. I wasn't so much different from you when I was younger- impulsive, hotheaded, loyal...when I cared about someone, I would do whatever it took to keep them safe.
Garmy: This is how you can truly keep Lloyd, and Ninjago, safe.
Kai: I don't like u
Garmy: I would imagine you don't.
Kai: this sux
Garmy: Lloyd has a duty to Ninjago, Kai. And so do you.
Kai: BLEH
Kai: 😡😠😤😱😫😨😲😵😩😨😡
Garmy: 😶
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Kai: Lloyd
Lloyd: hi Kai! How are you?
Kai: uh
Lloyd: I'm not good. My dad was texting me, all like "Lloyd, you don't understand!"
Lloyd: well, pshaw I say! PSHAW!
Kai: Lloyd, I have something to say to u.
Lloyd: what is it Kai?
Kai: I'm sorry, Lloyd.
Lloyd: what are you sorry abou-
Kai: I have to break up with you.

Lloyd: what
Kai: I'm breaking up with you Lloyd
Lloyd: are you joking?
Lloyd: is this some sort of prank? Or did someone else get your phone?
Lloyd: JAY, IF THATS YOU, THIS ISNT FUNNY! SRSLY!
Kai: it's Kai.
Lloyd: what?
Lloyd: WHY?
Kai: I'm sorry, I really am.
Lloyd: Kai!
Kai: it's for the best. Ninjago is safer if we aren't dating
Lloyd: WHERE THE HECK DID YOU GET THAT STUPID IDEA?!?!?!
Kai: uh
Kai: on the bright side, he isn't homophobic!
Lloyd: YOU WERE TALKING TO MY DAD?
Kai: technically, he was talking to me...
Lloyd: how could you?
Lloyd: I thought you were different, Kai.
Kai: I am! I'm not a jerk!
Lloyd: 😠 I should have known.
Kai: Lloyd, please, we don't have to fight!
Lloyd: you're allowed to be angry all the time, why can't I?
Lloyd: you can take back your red apple, because 🍏 i don't like it anymore.
Kai: lloyd-
Lloyd: YOU CAN BURN IN THE UNDERWORLD FOR ALL I CARE!
Kai: Lloyd!
Kai: Lloyd?
Kai: lloydiekins, I'm sorry, I'm just trying to help you!
Kai: Lloyd!
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Lloyd: hey Morro...
Morro: heyyyyy Lloyd
Morro: you sound upset.
Lloyd: how did you know?
Morro: I have my ways 😉
Lloyd: oh ok
Morro: so why are you down, L?
Lloyd: L?
Morro: L. I think it fits you, it's not too little kiddish, but still affectionate.
Lloyd: ...
Lloyd: Morro, do you still like me?
Lloyd: like, like-like me?
Morro: duh
Morro: how could I not?
Morro: you're like your powers...crushing on you is like energy
Morro: You're forever
Lloyd: You sure use a lot of obscure and slightly lame metaphors...
Morro: is that a bad thing?
Lloyd: ...
Lloyd: no
Lloyd: they're cute.
Morro: 😏
Lloyd: you're not as bad as I thought, Morro.
Morro: you're not as good as I thought, Lloyd.
Lloyd: is that a bad thing?
Morro: no, L, it is not.
Morro: 😉

I gave you Greenflame and Morryd!

Who's happy?

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