Ninjago texts

Get a Haircut!

This is leading into something.. I don't know what though.
Zane: Cole, I have noticed that your hair has been getting relatively long for one of the male gender.
Cole: so?
Zane: It does not suit you. Please get a haircut.
Cole: no I'll wear my hair the way I want
Zane: But it is getting out of hand!
Cole: it's my hair, my problem
Cole: now go away
Zane: Very well.
Zane: Do not say I didn't warn you.
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Jay: are you trying to get your hair long enough that you can have a man bun?
Jay: or a braid?
Jay: ooh! Or PIGTAILS! 😆😆😆
Cole: shut up
Jay: wait you're dead how is your hair still growing? 👻
Cole: idk
Cole: does it matter?
Jay: you're not even curious?
Jay: maybe I should try to do an embarrassing and invasive experiment to see how your bodily functions still work now that you're a ghost! 😝
Jay: I have nothing better to do!
Jay: 😜😜😜😜😜😜
Cole: you do have something to do: stop texting me
Jay: meanie 😢
Jay: whatever IM GOING TO KEEP TEXTING YOU AND SLOWLY DRIVE YOU INSANE
Cole: weren't we talking about my hair?
Jay: I never stay on topic! It's just one of the amazing things about me! Hey, speaking of amazing things about me, did I ever tell you about the time when I tried to invent an inventing machine? Okay, so there I was in my room like, how am I going to do this, and then suddenly inspiration struck! It was pretty awesome, like a lightbulb just went off and then I knew exactly what to do...
(Cole left this texting screen)
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Kai: COLE U NEED A HAIRCUT
Cole: sheesh, it's not that bad
Kai: IT REALLY IS
Kai: I saw ur head from the back and thought u were Nya
Kai: NYA
Cole: but it looks cool
Kai: no it looks dumb
Kai: we've already had to put up with ur shaggy mop on missions, now u should just start wearing it in a ponytail or something
Cole: why do u care so much about how long my hair is?
Kai: after I thought u were Nya, I thought u were Morro
Kai: MORRO
Kai: I almost killed u
Cole: and why did I never hear about this?
Kai: cuz I luckily controlled my impulses rock brain
Cole: srsly will u guyz just lay off my hair is not that big of a deal!
Kai: then why won't u cut it?
Cole: cuz I like my hair
Kai: no one else does dude so u better do something about it
Cole: no
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Lloyd: Cole you have a serious problem
Cole: let me guess: my hair
Lloyd: no
Cole: phew
Lloyd: how much shampoo you've been using!
Cole: ugh GIMME A BREAK
Lloyd: as the green ninja I'm supposed to have gorgeous blond locks all the time
Lloyd: and you keep using my good, expensive shampoo!
Lloyd: I normally don't get mad but you DO NOT TOUCH THE GREEN NINJA'S SHAMPOO! 😤😤😤
Cole: ...
Cole: srsly?
Lloyd: I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS!
Lloyd: 😡😡😡
Cole: u have to stop hanging with Kai so much it's starting to rub off on u
Lloyd: don't change the subject
Lloyd: I want my beautiful world-saving hair back in its normal condition TOMORROW
Cole: what am I supposed to do
Lloyd: either cut your hair or stop using the good shampoo
Lloyd: YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Cole: 😷 why is everyone so worked up about this??
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Sensei: Cole, please come to the deck of the ship.
Cole: why?
Sensei: I am going to give you a bowl cut.
Cole: um
Cole: WUT?
Sensei: You heard me. Now get your bottom down here.
Cole: Sensei u can't cut off my hair.
Cole: my hair is like my baby
Cole: my long black majestic mane makes me look like a beautiful pony traipsing through a flower-filled meadow, inspiring people to bask in my brilliance!
Cole: it only adds to my stunning good looks!
Sensei: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
Sensei: But it's either the bowl or I will just shave your head.
Cole: u don't remember what it's like being a teenager at all do u?
Cole: go bother Lloyd or something Sensei.
Sensei: Why have you children been disrespecting me lately?
Cole: u really want me to answer that?
Sensei: No, not really.
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Lou: Son, cut your hair.
Cole: ...
Cole: UGH!!!!!
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Kai: Coles hair needs to go!
Lloyd: ^^^^listen to the man
Kai: I suggest we burn it
Zane: or I could throw a shuriken to make a clean cut!
Jay: WE MUST TAKE ACTION IMMEDIATELY!!!!! THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH!!!!!!
Zane: Wait, why are we so worked up about the state of our comrade's hair?
Jay: because there hasn't been a mission for like a week and IM BORED
Jay: THERES NO DANGER
Lloyd: thats true...it seems like we get kinda weird when we have nothing to do
Jay: THIS IS THE MOST EXCITEMENT IVE HAD FOR WEEKS
Kai: especially Jay 😒
Zane: Do we truly need to bother Cole about his hair?
Kai: did u really just ask that Zane?
Jay: WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING
Lloyd: I say we bring in the big guns.
Kai: u don't mean...😱
Lloyd: yes, yes I do 😠
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Nya: Cole, your hair looks stupid. 😐That's all there is to it.
Cole: ok
Cole: do u know where the nearest salon is?
Nya: I have scissors. 😏
Cole: U have been looking forward to this haven't u?
Nya: maybe a little...
Cole: I'm coming, I'm coming! 😁
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Jay: she-she did it! Cole doesn't look like a bear anymore!
Jay: well, at least he's not hairy!
Lloyd: never underestimate the power of Nya.
Jay: SHE COULD TELL ME TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE AND ID PROBABLY DO IT!!!!
Zane: This is highly illogical.
Kai: whatevs all that matters is that Nya saved the day!
Kai: and now we have nothing to do.
Lloyd: ....
Kai: PARTY!!!!
I just came up with the idea for party texts! Yay me! This pointless yet funny Ninjago Texts lead into something after all!
Bye! 😘