Ninjago texts

Drama That Kai Can't Deal With (KDA9)

I had a request to make a party texts, part 2. Although I am not doing that at the moment, I have a plan for a future story when the ninja have a crazy party, so stay on the lookout!

Nya: KAI!
Nya: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Kai: uggggghhhhhh
Nya: don't ugggggggghhhhh me young man
Nya: now come and face the consequences of what you've done!
Kai: nya i dont feel good
Kai: the text alert is too loud
Nya: 😑 this is what happens when you get drunk Kai, you get a hangover
Kai: but it hurts
Nya: what hurts?
Kai: it
Kai: me
Nya: you aren't making sense, I suppose I should get you a bucket to puke in
Nya: and then you have to COME FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!!!
Kai: nooooo ur yelling too loud
Nya: well you're not listening, which seems to be a recurring behavior for you these days. First you didn't listen to sensei when he said no parties, then you didn't listen to Lloyd, got drunk, and said such mean things to Lloyd that now he is depressed.
Kai: what
Kai: wait something about Lloyd
Nya: you are hopeless. I am coming in there and telling you all the things you did wrong, in a sweet sisterly way (luckily for you), and then you are going to feel bad about it.
Kai: im gonna barf
Nya: I'll bring the bucket
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Skylor: Nya...
Nya: what?
Skylor: I have bad news...
Nya: just tell me! Why haven't I heard from you for so long?
Skylor: I got in with a bad group and now
Skylor: I kind of need to..
Skylor: Can I stay at the bounty??
Nya: of course! That's what friends are for, right!
Skylor: good cuz I'm already here
Nya: ok...that's fast
Nya: see you really soon then!
Skylor: thanks you're the best
Nya: 😊
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Lloyd: YOU JERK!
Kai: what?
Lloyd: not only did you get drunk and say you hated me, now you invited Skylor back! You don't even feel a little bad? Is she your rebound, or was I?
Lloyd: 😡😢😠😣😤😥😭😨😫😰😪
Kai: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??
Lloyd: Your old GIRLFRIEND, Skylor, who you OBVIOUSLY LOVE MUCH MORE THAN YOU EVER LOVED ME, is HERE
Lloyd: HOW HARD IS THAT FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND??!?!???
Kai: but I didn't
Kai: I don't love
Kai: I still hate Skylor!
Lloyd: obviously not
Lloyd: never mind. Don't talk to me
Kai: OH YEAH GO AND BE ALL SUPERIOR TELLING ME WHAT TO DO I DONT MIND
Kai: NOT
Lloyd: you are acting like a child
Kai: you ARE a child
Lloyd: I thought you understood
Lloyd: I guess I was wrong
Lloyd: I'm done
Kai: Lloyd I didn't mean it like that
Lloyd: act before thinking Kai, that's what you always do. Why did I think this would be any different?
Kai: ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!
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Kai: WHY DID YOU COME BACK??
Kai: ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE??? 😡😡😡
Skylor: I'm just staying here for a few days, you're really selfish enough to think I came back for you?
Skylor: Nya, the decent Smith sibling, invited me because I need to get back on my feet.
Kai: oh, you just HAD to insult me, didn't you?
Skylor: I am just being honest. You used to like that about me
Kai: I'm being HONEST by telling you that I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!
Skylor: real mature, Kai. By the way, why is everything trashed and there are big burn marks in the living room?
Kai: none of your business
Skylor: let me guess: you had a party, got drunk, had a chemical reaction to the alcohol and went on fire, and now you have a horrible hangover but you're trying to hide it over text.
Kai: HOW DID YOU KNOW??? 😤
Skylor: I asked Nya, duh.
Kai: TREAT ME LIKE AN IDIOT MORE, WONT YOU? IT MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD!
Skylor: ok
Kai: I AM DONE TALKING TO YOU
Skylor: what's wrong with Lloyd?
Kai: you know, Skylor-
Kai: SHUT UP!
Skylor: the best you could come up with?
Skylor: whatever, you're boring anyway
Skylor: I can hear you screaming in rage
Skylor: byeee
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Nya: Kai, Lloyd was destroying everything in the training room with his green power
Nya: I've never seen him like this
Nya: Cole and I had to restrain him.
Nya: what did you do?
Kai: does it matter? I screwed things up like I always do.
Nya: 😐 Kai this may be your fault but you should try to apologize
Kai: every time I try to be nice, of comforting, or empathetic, I just get angry and start yelling again
Kai: I feel awful about what I said to Lloyd, I do! All my pent up resentment about the green ninja stuff just kind of erupted and then right afterward I knew I had made a mistake. But it seems impossible to apologize!
Kai: and now Skylor is back and I have no idea what to do and I just want to cry or burn stuff!!!!! 😫😫😫
Kai: Coles right. I'm hopeless
Nya: maybe you aren't....
Kai: what are you talking about?
Nya: wait there
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Lloyd: Kai...
Kai: I thought you hated me and were never gonna talk to me again
Lloyd: Nya showed me what you texted her
Lloyd: I never knew you felt like this
Kai: surprise!
Lloyd: why do you think you're like this?
Kai: I don't want to tell you this
Lloyd: I want to know!
Lloyd: tell me!
Kai: Nobody knows this but Nya-
Kai: I've had 3 therapists, all of them said I have intermittent explosive disorder and impulse control disorder Author: It's a real thing, look it up!
Kai: along with some depression
Kai: they're all related to mental illness
Kai: I always knew something was wrong with me
Kai: but it having a name somehow makes it worse
Lloyd: I don't see you any differently now that I know, except I understand you better.
Lloyd: can we talk in person?
Kai: are you sure you want to?
Lloyd: I've never been more sure about anything in my life
Lloyd: I'll see you soon
Kai: thank you
Lloyd: for what?
Kai: for existing
Lloyd: I don't know I'm the one to thank for that...
Lloyd: but you're welcome

😭😭😭 I am getting the feels from this! Next up: all the ninja have issues that are explained!
Thank you for existing, lovely readers!
Sincerely,
The Author