Ninjago texts

Lloyd's First Phone

This is back when Lloyd was 11! When he got his first phone...
Note: Bleep in italics means that Kai actually texted a swear word. I'm going to "keep it PG" so you can imagine what he is saying!

Lloyd: guess who just got a NEW phone!!!!!!
Cole: idk, Kai?
Lloyd: nope 😛
Cole: Zane, Jay???
Lloyd: 😜
Cole: Nya?
Lloyd: 😝
Cole: ME?!?!?!?!
Lloyd: me, Boulder Brain!!!!! 😎
Cole: u?
Lloyd: ME 😊
Lloyd: I didn't even have a phone before!
Cole: oh right
Cole: (face palm)
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Nya: Kai, now that Lloyd has a phone you need to be more- PG- about your texts
Kai: wut u mean?
Nya: I'm setting up a swear jar
Kai: WHAT THE BLEEP! This is bleep!
Nya: 50 cents please
Kai: no bleeping way, bleep!
Nya: 😑 Kai you're swearing more than usual
Nya: I just don't want Lloyd to be exposed to this
Nya: everyday with you is like an R rated movie
Kai: shut the bleep up Nya. I swore all the time when u were a kid and u turned out fine
Kai: so there 😝
Nya: KAI I AM GETTING MAD
Kai: yeah well so am I and I'm not going to bleeping change 😡
Nya: $1.25, Kai
Kai: WHAT THE BLEEP BLEEP BLEEPING NYA BLEEP BLEEP BLEEEEEEP!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
Lloyd: hey Kai u there?
Nya: LLOYD WHY ARE YOU HERE?
Lloyd: group texts are wonderful things, Nya 😏
Nya: 😳😳😳😳😳
Nya: please erase that conversation from your memory
Kai: what the bleep ?
Nya: 😠
Lloyd: sure thing
Lloyd: Kai its your turn to babysit cause you're the coolest 😎
Kai: finally! Some bleeping respect!
Nya: $3.25
Lloyd: ?
Lloyd: anyway you promised you'd let me watch BloodBath Party Epic Violent Battle with Explicit Content and Very Inappropriate Scenes, and also Lots Of Death 3!
Kai: yup
Nya: KAI WHAT THE HECK?!?!? WHY ARE YOU LETTING LLOYD WATCH THAT?
Nya: YOURE NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO WATCH IT!!!!
Kai: cuz I'm the best babysitter ever😎
Lloyd: true dat
Nya: you are not watching that and that is final.
Lloyd: Kai do something!
Kai: I bleeping will! 😤
Nya: oh for goodness sakes just watch Totoro or something instead.
Lloyd: Totoro! Please Kai can we???? 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
Kai: fine
Kai: but next time I want to watch BloodBath Party Epic Violent Battle with Explicit Content and Very Inappropriate Scenes, and also Lots Of Death 3!
Lloyd: have it your way 😐
Lloyd: but we are eating m&m's
Lloyd: and if it's scary you have to hug me
Kai: whatevs
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Jay: Lloyd
Jay: Lloyd
Jay: Lloyd
Jay: Lloyd
Jay: LLOYD
Jay: now that you have a phone you must know that I will text you whenever I feel like it
Jay: phones are wonderful, magical things kid
Jay: DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE PHONE
Lloyd: ok ok
Lloyd: sheesh you love to talk
Lloyd: LOUD
Lloyd: even over text
Jay: I DONT TALK TO MUCH I JUST LIKE EXPRESSING MYSELF!!!
Lloyd: why do you always talk in all caps
Lloyd: it's annoying
Jay: I LIKE ALL CAPS
Jay: !!!!!!!!!!
Lloyd: ok I'm done texting you
Jay: HATERS GONNA HATE
Lloyd: ?im not hating?
Jay: THATS WHAT THEY ALL SAY!!
Lloyd: wait did u have caffeine
Jay: YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Lloyd: definitely done with this conversation 😒
Jay: 😀😅😉😍😗😝😚😐😐☺️😡😞😃😃😔😭😶😲😱😯😺😶😫👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👯👯👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👲🏿👩‍👩‍👧‍👦👴🏼🙌🏿👄🐂🐰🐂🐏💐🐑🐚⚡️🐋🐉🌟🌛🍐🍐🌖🍎🍠🎓🎂🎓🎇💥💥💥💥💥⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⛲️📱📲📱📲📱📲📱📲📲📲📲
Lloyd: bye 😐
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Kai: Zane?
Zane: Yes, Lloyd?
Kai: ah, but you see I am not Kai MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Zane: I know that, Lloyd.
Kai: I switched your contacts. Do you know who this is?
Zane: Lloyd.
Kai: you'll never guess
Zane: I KNOW IT'S YOU, LLOYD.
Kai: you will never
Kai: wait what?
Kai: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!
Zane: I'm switching my contacts back.
Lloyd: 😠
Zane: There! Back to normal!
Lloyd: you're no fun to prank 😢
Zane: Too bad.
Lloyd: you are annoying
Zane: I am Zane.
Lloyd: UGH
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Lloyd: Candy
Lloyd: I love candy
Lloyd: Candy candy candy
Lloyd: I want candy now
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Lloyd: uncle nobody is texting me
Lloyd: I'm booooooored
Lloyd: text me!!!!!!! 😫😫😫😫
Sensei: I'm meditating! 😶😶
Lloyd: sure uncle
Lloyd: sure