Ninjago texts

Acronyms!

Italics means the translation of the acronym. Remember the characters can't see the translation, only you.

Nya: Cole do you want to go somewhere?
Nya: Cake?
Cole: SLAP
Nya: If you didn't want to see me you could have just told me jerk 😠
Cole: what?
Nya: you text-slapped me!
Cole: OH
Cole: SLAP means Sounds Like A Plan
Nya: ohhhhh😮
Nya: that makes more sense
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Cole: Nya and I are getting cake and u can't come 😝
Cole: mmhmm I just went there zaptrap
Jay: SLAP
Cole: you're okay with this?
Jay: NO IM TEXT-SLAPPING YOU
Jay: ITS A THING
Cole: SLAP means sounds like a plan
Jay: Where did you learn that dirt clod? You're obviously not smart enough to come up with it! 😜
Cole: grr
Cole: texting dictionary
Cole: Kai gave it to Lloyd who gave it to Sensei who I took it from
Jay: OOH GIMME
Cole: No grabby hands. I repeat NO GRABBY HANDS JAY WALKER
Jay: I WANT IT!!!!!
Cole: why are you so excited about this?
Jay: ACRONYMS ARE FUN!!!!!!
Jay: SO MANY GOOD JOKES!!!
Cole: I'm not giving it to you
Jay: AWW MAN
Jay: BUT COLEY YOURE MY BFF *puppy eyes*
Cole: 😑
Jay: fine. I'll just have to steal it
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Jay: guess who stole something from Cole!!!
Kai: u
Jay: ME!!!!!!
Lloyd: you better watch out Jay Cole will hurt you
Jay: he's just a BPLM
Big person little mind
Kai: wut?
Jay: UWUWU
You wouldn't understand, would you?
Lloyd: Jay, what are you talking about?
Jay: AB
Acronyms, baby!
Kai: ur weird Jay
Jay: better hide before Cole BTCOOM
Beats the crap out of me
Lloyd: I get the feeling he's just making stuff up and hoping it's funny
Kai: I think ur right lets go Lloyd
Jay: WDLMHAA!!!
Wait don't leave me here all alone!
Kai: 😤
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Sensei: Jay, you must train!
Jay: BMOF 😝
Bite me old fart
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Jay: heyyy Nya!
Nya: hi?
Jay: I now have an AMAZING RESOURCE at my fingertips!!!!
Nya: oh dear
Jay: ACRONYMS! PEOPLE WONT LEAVE WHEN IM TALKING BECAUSE ITS SHORTENED!!!!!!
Nya: yay 😐
Jay: YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE FULL POTENTIAL OF THIS TOOL!!!!
Nya: educate me 😒
Jay: say I want to tell Cole he's crazy
Jay: cuz he really is
Nya: you say COLE is crazy?
Jay: hush. Instead of saying 'You're crazy Cole ' and then Cole beats me up, instead I can just say:
Jay: RUOMCUMHMAD!
Nya: what does that mean?
Jay: Are you on medication cause you must have missed a dose!
Nya: 😑
Jay: or instead of this mindless banter, I can just say:
Jay: KMUF
Kiss me you fool
Nya: what does THAT mean?
Jay: I won't tell you 😏
Jay: ITS AMAZING!!!
Jay: ASTOUNDING!!!
Nya: so basically the most amazing resource you have is a dictionary of acronyms? What about your elemental lightning powers?
Nya: or above average intelligence?
Jay: TRIFLES
Nya: mmmkay
Nya: I think you need an acronym intervention
Jay: N!
Nya: ?
Jay: Never!
Nya: ...
Jay: IHTFP
I have truly found paradise
Nya: I will talk to you again when you see sense
Jay: IBW
I'll be waiting
Nya: 😶
Jay: LUKUAMU
love you, kiss you, already miss you
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Jay: SSEWBA
Someday soon, everything will be acronyms
Zane: That does not compute.
Jay: TS
thought so
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Jay: Kai I promise I'll stop using acronyms if you let me take Nya on a date 😊
Kai: NO!
Jay: acronym?....
Kai: 😤
Jay: IJBGT
I'll just be going then
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Jay: 😭
Cole: wut?
Jay: Sensei took back the acronym dictionary!!!!
Jay: what will I do now?
Kai: get on with ur life
Lloyd: it will hurt for awhile but the pain will subside
Nya: and talk to me like a normal person!
Jay: 😭😭😭
Sensei: None of you have trained today!
Sensei: NSPYNGTWF
Cole: the heck Sensei?
Sensei: Now stop picking your noses and get to work, fools!
Kai: oh BURN
Nya: he's talking to all of us
Jay: WHY SENSEI WHY??
Sensei: evil stops for nothing
Sensei: even acronyms.