Lloyd: Cole wut did u do with my candy
Cole: wut candy
Lloyd: my candy
Cole: idk, idc
Lloyd: help me look 4 it
Lloyd: and dont make up some stupid excuse y u cant
Cole: no
Lloyd: no wut?
Cole: I wont help u
Lloyd: WHY NOT???
Cole: I dont want to
Cole: I'm being honest
Lloyd: argh COLE!!! 😡😡😡
Cole: bye Lloyd
Lloyd: 😡
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Nya: Cole
Cole: wut
Nya: I noticed you have been acting very indifferent lately
Cole: u notice things?
Cole: that seems hard 😶
Nya: are you being sarcastic?
Cole: no I'm completely serious 😐
Nya: 😑
Cole: 😉
Nya: are you attempting humor?
Cole: humor is too much work
Nya: why are you being so weird?
Cole: 😶
Nya: 😒
Nya: I'm done with this conversation
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Zane: Greetings Cole! Where are you? We all must train.
Cole: I'm in my room
Cole: if you want me 2 come out I have some demands
Cole: Jay must be buried alive 4 5 days
Cole: Nya has 2 wear a shirt that says I love Cole on it for a year
Cole: if u die again dont come back because its rude 2 make someone make a statue of u and cry at ur funeral and then be alive
Cole: and I would like 30 pounds of cake
Zane: Is that all? 😑
Cole: for now
Zane: Those are ridiculous demands, Cole.
Cole: I'm waiting
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Zane: Nya, Cole wants Jay to be buried alive for 5 days, you to wear a shirt that says I love Cole on it for a year, me to not resurrect in the occasion that I may perish again, and 30 pounds of cake.
Nya: 😑
Nya: sarcasm
Zane: Oh.
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Jay: I hear ur trying to be funny
Jay: IM THE FUNNY ONE
Jay: YOU WILL NEVER MATCH MY AWESOME HUMOR
Jay: NOW GO HOME LITTLE BOY AND LET THE MASTER SHOW YOU HOW ITS DONE
Cole: I guess ur right
Cole: I'm laughing at u
Jay: uh huh
Jay: wait what?
Jay: don't mess with the Jay lightning ⚡️😡
Cole: I tremble in ur power
Cole: oh wait that's just my body shaking from tears of laughter
Jay: ILL GET YOU BACK 4 THIS DIRT CLOD!!!!
Cole: good for you
Jay: COLE!!! 😖
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Nya: Cole you better train
Cole: I'm too tiiiiiiiired
Cole: just wanna sleep 😴
Cole: and 🍰🎂
Nya: you are hopeless 😕
Nya: enjoy your pointless existence 😶
Cole: I will
Nya: 😑
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Kai: Cole, I'm going on a dangerous mission, and I'll probably die.
Cole: Great. I'll dig the hole, u die in it.😉😀😉
Cole: Heck, I'll even put some flowers on it. Petunias? Daisies? Whatever u want. :)
Kai: 😡why r u so happy about this?
Cole: Look Kai, I don't mean 2 sound like I hate u, I'm just not too excited about ur existence.
Kai: u r not helpful.
Cole: u r helpless. Well, u gonna go die or wut? I've been waiting for this moment for a while, I don't want 2 wait any more.
Kai: just leave me alone. Ur so mean.
Cole: Wake me when u die. 😴
Kai: I'm silencing my phone. 😡
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Ninjago texts
FanfictionAll your favorite ninja texting each other! Prepare to laugh, cry, and get the FEELS! I have a few continuous storylines which are notated in the chapter titles by their acronyms: Kai's Dating Adventures (KDA) I Have Problems (IHP) (Includes depr...
