Ninjago texts

Sensei texts

This one is kinda weird, just Sensei texting people... 😉

Nya: Sensei Wu? You there?

Sensei: Yes, Nya?

Nya: Are you busy? Kai wants tea. Mostly because he wants to pour it on Cole, but whatever.

Nya: He wants your tea. Because when you make it, it tastes awful and he's REALLY mad at Cole.

Sensei: I am doing yoga. I am busy, and will make tea later.

Nya: You're listening 2 gospel music and eating your secret stash of laffy taffy, aren't you.

Sensei: IM DOING YOGA.

Nya: Oh well. Enjoy the laffy taffy.

Nya: I'll just give Kai a baseball bat to hit Cole with. You think that'll work?

Sensei: Probably. Now, Nya, I shall rid myself of digital distraction and deactivate my device, as it is difficult to find inner peace when near a phone. I suggest you do the same, student.

Nya: Oh, gimme a break, sensei.
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Sensei: Kai, how many times must I remind you that evil never rests? You must train!
Kai: u r so annoying Sensei I already trained, like, twice
Kai: I've, like, reached my limit
Sensei: You must test your limits, Kai. Reach the top of the mountain in your soul!
Kai: u don't make sense, like, ever
Kai: btw did u make the tea yet
Kai: Coles gonna get it!
Sensei: Kai, this is inappropriate behavior!
Kai: screw u sensei
Kai: why u even have a phone anyway?
Kai: bye oldie
Sensei: Kai! Come in here right now! That is no way to talk to your Sensei!
Kai: whatevs
Sensei: sigh
Sensei: nobody listens to me anymore
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Cole: Sensei I'm ur favorite right?
Cole: U picked me to be the team leader at least.
Sensei: I do not have a "favorite" because you all matter to me.
Cole: its Lloyd
Sensei: No!
Cole: that's cold, man. U don't even like ur own nephew
Cole: it's Zane isn't it
Sensei: I'm not answering this.
Cole: Sensei u r a messed up old guy
Cole: maybe morro
Sensei: Cole, I'm meditating.
Cole: Nya said you were eating candy and listening to soul music
Sensei: it's gospel!
Sensei: I mean, I'm definitely meditating!
Cole: knew it
Cole: 😏
Cole: I won't tell if u give me the day off from training and get me cake
Sensei: Keep this between us, Cole.
Cole: sure thing oldie
Sensei: why does everyone keep calling me that?
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Zane: Greetings Sensei!
Sensei: greetings to you, Zane.
Sensei: usually you do not text me.
Sensei: as the young ones say, "what is up?"
Zane: The other ninja dared me to text you:
Zane: is your refrigerator running?
Sensei: It is our refrigerator, Zane. Remember, we are a community, not a dictatorship.
Sensei: And sharing is caring.
Zane: I do not know how to continue.
Zane: Wait just a moment.
Zane: Is our refrigerator running?
Sensei: Yes, Zane. The refrigerator is running.
Zane: Wait a moment.
Zane: It would be illogical for you to just let it. Maybe you should try to catch it.
Sensei: did Jay tell you to say that?
Zane: Jay told me he didn't.
Sensei: 😑
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Jay: Sensei I'm booooored
Jay: wanna do something?
Jay: wanna watch pretty little liars with me?
Jay: wanna hear a poem I wrote?
Jay: ahem
Jay: an ode to blue
Jay: blue is the best color
Because it is the most talented
And the coolest
And the smartest
And the awesomest
And the most electrifying
And it has the best girl
And she might be confused right now
BUT SHE WILL ALWAYS LOVE BLUE
AND BLACK IS UGLY
Jay: I'm still working on it.
Jay: what do you think?
Sensei: I'm meditating.
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Lloyd: Uncle
Lloyd: I have a problem
Sensei: You can always come to me with even the most difficult of problems, my nephew.
Sensei: Is this a philosophical or moral dilemma?
Sensei: Or perhaps a test of your strength or endurance?
Sensei: Whatever it is, I can help you through it.
Sensei: I am here for you, Lloyd.
Lloyd: I ran out of candy
Lloyd: BUY ME MORE CANDY
Sensei: sigh.
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Sensei: heyyyy 😉
Misako: my husband just died
Misako: 😢
Sensei: 😶
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Garmadon: I am texting you from the Cursed Realm, brother!
Garmadon: how are things faring in Ninjago?
Garmadon: how is my dear son and darling Misako?
Sensei: I'm meditating 😑