A day later
Kai: LLOYD
Lloyd: WHAT IS IT KAI DO YOU NEED SOMETHING
Kai: why r u in all caps?
Lloyd: I thought that was the theme of today's conversation
Lloyd: I've heard other people like to talk in all caps, like Nya and Cole when they're yelling at each other
Kai: nah, I just wanted your attention
Lloyd: you always have my attention
Lloyd: 😳 um...I mean...it's not like I'm stalking you
Lloyd: ugh what I'm trying to say is, I think about you a lot
Lloyd: uh...
Kai: I know what ur saying Lloyd.
Lloyd: sorry
Kai: what r u apologizing for?
Lloyd: idk, just being weird I guess
Kai: I like u the way u are
Kai: I hope u never change, Lloyd
Kai: uh, that sounded weird
Kai: 😁
Lloyd: it was nice!
Kai: really?
Lloyd: yeah
Kai: totally
Lloyd: 😊
Lloyd: so why did you want to get my attention?
Kai: I was just thinking about you
Kai: again
Kai: I wanted to tell you that I like your face
Lloyd: ?
Kai: AUGH WHY IS EVERYTHING SO HARD
Lloyd: that's life for you...
Kai: WHY AM I SO BAD AT GIVING COMPLIMENTS?
Lloyd: you're not bad at it. You're just used to saying stuff to Skylor like, "you're hot, I'm hot, let's hook up" 😝 BARF
Kai: EVEN THAT DIDNT WORK
Kai: IM HOPELESS
Lloyd: 😏
Kai: WHAT?
Lloyd: I just think it's funny how you're getting so worked up over this! It's not such a big deal! 😊
Lloyd: compliments aren't something you have to agonize over. Just find something good about that person and tell it to them! Be honest!
Kai: how?
Lloyd: I'll give you an example.
Lloyd: Kai, you are the bravest, most loyal and caring person I've ever met and I wish I could be with you every second of every day because you make me feel warm on the inside
Lloyd: and on the outside
Lloyd: and you're right that you're hot
Lloyd: um, so yeah, that's how you compliment someone
Kai: was that for real?
Kai: or just an example with some random stuff u made up?
Lloyd: *blush* it was for real.
Kai: cough
Kai: Lloyd, I like looking at you because it makes me feel really burny in my chest and I think you're amazing
Kai: also your eyes are really sparkly like emeralds
Kai: UGH!
Lloyd: you'll get it someday
Kai: ZANE CAN SAY NICE STUFF TO PIXAL!!!!
Kai: JAY AND NYA ARE ALWAYS SAYING CUTESY STUFF TO EACH OTHER!!!!
Kai: HELL, EVEN COLE CAN MAKE NYA GET ALL WEIRD!!!
Kai: COLE!!!!
Lloyd: Kai, why are you getting so frustrated?
Kai: ack, you're just so freaking adorable
Kai: I can't even put into words how adorable you are
Kai: and English doesn't seem to work for me anyways!
Lloyd: you really think I'm adorable?
Kai: well duh Lloyd
Kai: isn't it obvious?
Lloyd: ☺️
Lloyd: you don't have to try and compliment me, Kai
Lloyd: just act like yourself
Lloyd: there's nothing I would change about you
Lloyd: ...um, yeah
Kai: Lloyd, I have to ask u something.
Lloyd: k
Kai: uh, urm, eh, do you
Kai: I mean, are you
Kai: are we dating?
Lloyd: dating?
Kai: yeah. I don't really know what u and I are
Kai: cuz we're best friends and teammates
Kai: but I like u
Kai: and I mean REALLY like u
Kai: and I want to be ur boyfriend
Lloyd: are you asking me out?
Lloyd: like on a date?
Lloyd: like on a real date?
Lloyd: like on a real, official DATE?
Kai: yes...
Kai: I mean, if you want to. No pressure
Lloyd: KAI OF COURSE I WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU!!!
Lloyd: FOR GOODNESS SAKES PORCUPINE HAIR WHY DID IT TAKE YOU SO LONG??
Lloyd: 😀😃😄😀😃😄😍😍😍😍😍
Kai: 😊 ur that excited?
Lloyd: um YASS!
Kai: YASS YASS YASS! 😍😍😍😍😍
Kai: cough cough what time are u free?
Lloyd: ANYTIME!
Kai: aren't u busy with green ninja stuff?
Lloyd: meh, I'll make time
Lloyd: NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS!
Kai: 😘
Lloyd: ❤️
Kai: 💚
Lloyd: 🍎
Kai: 🍏
Lloyd: see you soon Kai!
Kai: I can't wait!
a few seconds later (because as usual a private conversation was accidentally in group text)
Jay: THE CUTENESS! IM DYING FROM THE CUTENESS!
Jay: AAACK COUGH COUGH CHOKE CUTENESS 😵😵😵😵😵😵 DEAD
Nya: yes yes yesssss! I have been waiting for so long for Kai and Lloyd to officially get together!
Nya: Now I have to go talk to my future brother-in-law. We have lots of planning to do. I say when they get married Lloyd should keep his own last name! And everything should be red and green. Ooh, the wedding can be around the holidays!
Nya: I wonder what their adopted kids are gonna look like?
Nya: IMMA BE AN AUNTIE!
Zane: It is highly irrational to plan so far into the future. I suggest you instead help Lloyd decide something more appropriate to the moment, such as what he will wear.
Cole: listen to the robot.
Cole: ur being kind of silly
Nya: but
Jay: the
Nya: cuteness!
Jay: KAWAII!!! 😋😋😋
Nya: come on Cole, didn't you say aww at least once?
Cole: well...maybe
Jay: HA! COLES A SOFTIE!
Cole: 😠 am not
Jay: OH YOU ARE
Jay: WANNA WATCH TITANIC WITH ME AND NYA?
Nya: it's gonna be epic! We have the whole movie transcript so we can read along!
Cole: ...I'll pass...I don't want to be the third wheel
Nya: ...okay
Zane: All of you humans can continue with your drama-riddled love. Pixal and I are completely compatible and therefore have no problems.
Jay: SHOW OFF
Zane: I was merely stating facts. 😶
Jay: wait I just remembered IM STILL DEAD FROM THE CUTENESS
Nya: 😢 but if you died who would share popcorn with me while we watch titanic alone on the couch?
Jay: IM MAGICALLY ALIVE
Nya: hallelujah!
Nya: 💙
Jay: let's get our movie on!
Jay: I'll bring the tissues!
Jay: or you can cry on my shoulder if you want
Nya: then how will you cry on my shoulder?
Jay: we'll work it out! Ooh, I know! We can take turns!
Nya: yes. See you in the living room! 😘
Jay: 😆😆😆😆😆😆😘
Cole: u 2 still there?
Cole: ok, that's over with
Cole: finally 😣
Zane: Jelly much?
Cole: oh, shut up.
Zane: Very well. I have activities to perform.
Cole: bye Zane
Cole: sigh
Cole: guess it's just me and cake.
Cole: darn it. I just remembered I already ate the cake.
Cole: 😑 life is so cruelAww Cole is forever alone! 😢
GREENFLAME FOREVER!!!!
Hope everyone enjoyed these two updates! I like making stuff long, in case you can't tell.
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