Ninjago texts

Nya is Bored

This is not related to any pre-existing storylines. It's funny again! :)
I just came up with it. Also, some of these sections are co-written with my friend Julia! (she doesn't have a Wattpad, but she's awesome so I just had to mention her! 💚) So everybody thank Julia for inspiring me to update NT!

I'm giving a shoutout to MotionGurly for mentioning this book in one of hers! Thank you!

The names of the characters are now in bold. It makes it easier to read.

Kai: Nya wer r u?
Nya: Oh, wouldn't you like to know?
Kai: NYA WER R U?!?!
Nya: 😉
Kai: R U AT A BAR OR A WILD PARTY OR A SECRET MEETING OR ON A DATE OR GETTING PREGNANT OR WEARING A BELLYBUTTON SHIRT??????!!!!!!!!!!
Kai: U BETTER NOT!!!!!
Kai: ANSWER ME NYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kai: NYA, U TELL ME WER U R RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!!!
Kai: NYA SMITH!!!! ANSWER ME OR SPINJITZU MASTER HELP ME I WILL SEARCH EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY OF NINJAGO UNTIL I FIND YOU!!! AND WHEN I DO IT WILL NOT BE PRETTY, NOT AT ALL, YOUNG LADY!
Nya: FOR DEVOURER'S SAKE! I'M IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOU!
Kai: ...
Kai: oh.
Nya: If you had looked up from your phone for one second, you'd have seen me, hothead!
Kai: well how was I supposed 2 kno? I scared me so much I didn't look up!
Kai: don't do dat!!!!!
Nya: 😜 it's interesting tho!
Kai: THIS IS SERIOUS NYA.
Nya: 😒
Kai: AND A TINY FACE IS NOT AN ANSWER!!
Nya: Sure it is. 😀
Kai: STOP!!!!
Nya: 😱 Kai's angreeeeeeeeee!
Kai: WHATEVS! IM TURNING OFF MY PHONE! SO THERE!
Nya: 😛

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Nya: Cole.
Nya: Cole.
Nya: Cole.
Nya: Cole.
Cole: WHAT
Nya: You have no sense of humor
Cole: I'm silencing my phone
Nya: You lack any good nature whatsoever. You're hopelessly careless and you sit around and do nothing. You're worse than potato salad.
Cole: R u done?
Nya: Never
Cole: R u bored?
Nya: maybe...
Cole: Feeling aggressive?
Nya: yes😈
Cole: r u gonna come in and bother me if I ignore your texts?
Nya: yes.
Cole: That's what I was afraid of. 😑
Nya: you aren't funny.
Cole: k?
Nya: Your humor is almost as bland as you are.
Cole: What a supportive friend 😒
Nya: Your sarcasm is worse than Zane's. The little humor you have is horrid. It makes me want to barf.
Cole: it's not THAT bad
Nya: YES, IT REALLY IS
Cole: not really
Nya: tell me a joke then...
Cole: What's the hardest tea to drink?
Nya: what?
Cole: Reali-tea
Nya: Cole that was not funny that was depressing.
Cole: All jokes seem depressing
Nya: Jay's aren't!
Cole: Jay's puns are at such a high level of badness that people only laugh at them out of shock and terror.
Nya: that's mean!
Cole: you're mean.
Nya: no I'm not!
Nya: you don't have any good humor
Cole: yeah, that was really not mean. Like at all.
Nya: it's not mean if it's true.
Cole: yay
Nya: and your jokes are really depressing
Cole: I've only told u 1 joke
Nya: Your jokes are depressing, just like you.
Cole: this one isn't depressing:
Cole: what is brown and sticky?
Nya: oh no.
Nya: what?
Cole: a stick
Nya: stop
Cole: what? It wasn't depressing!
Nya: it wasn't depressing it was just really really BAD!
Cole: sigh
Cole: why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Nya: ?
Cole: because he got hit by a bus
Nya: Cole that is REALLY depressing!
Cole: no he's probly relieved I put him out of his misery
Nya: He was eating an ICE CREAM CONE he wasn't sad!!!
Cole: At least now he isn't gonna be bothered and will finally get some PEACE lucky kid
Cole: unlike me 😑
Nya: Cole ur mind is dark
Cole: 😈
Nya: ok, I'm done talking 2 you.
Cole: Sweet!
Nya: no actually I'm not
Cole: damn it.
Nya: you're a lump
Cole: great, anything else 2 report?
Nya: yes
Cole: for petes sake WHAT?
Nya: I don't like you.
Cole: I can tell. Bye
Nya: wait! I have something I need to say!
Cole: What?
Nya: Cole,
Nya: You disgust me
Cole: and u annoy me I thought we had this settled
Nya: ok fine, you can go
Cole: YAS

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Nya: Skylor, what was it like having an evil dad?
Skylor: I learned to kill when I was three.
Skylor: We had weird family dinners.
Nya: ...
Skylor: The Anacondrai Cultists all worshipped me because if they stepped out of line I'd tell on them and then they would be punished.
Skylor: I grew up with screams as my lullabies. 😈
Nya: OHMIGOSH IM SO SORRY!!! 😖😱😫😭😨😥
Skylor: what for?
Skylor: I was living the dream!
Nya: .....
Nya: I'll find someone else to annoy...
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Nya: Jayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Jay: 😋
Nya: 🙋🏻
Jay: ⚡️
Nya: 💦
Jay: 😛
Nya: 😜
Jay: 😝
Nya: 👩🏻😑...😆?
Jay:🎢🎡🎢🎡🎢🎡🎢❤️
Nya: 😉
Jay: 😍
Nya: 😂
Jay: 🍩🍬💥🎆
Nya: 💲❓
Jay: 😕😓
Nya: 😇😄
Jay: 😅☺️
Nya: 👫🎢➡️
Jay: 😉

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Nya: COLE
Cole: WHY ME?!?!?! 😫
Nya: ?
Nya: I'm bored again.
Cole: oh goody.
Nya: I went to Mega Monster Amusement Park with Jay but then Kai got mad
Nya: and forbade me from texting Jay 😑 or seeing him. Forever.
Cole: tragic. How will you ever survive?
Nya: oh shut up. I don't need anyone.
Cole: let me guess. You're desperate for someone to text witty things to, and I'm your last resort?
Nya: yus
Cole: 😒 why did I give you my phone number in the first place?
Nya: because you secretly like texting meeeeee!
Cole: u sound like Jay
Nya: I'm bored. I feel either tired or hyper when I'm bored. And I feel hyper.
Nya: ok. Yes. Ya.
Cole: ?
Nya: hypothetical question: if you could kill one person on the ninja team, who'd it be?
Cole: um
Cole: why
Nya: it's hypothetical!
Cole: uh, Jay or you.
Cole: it kind of depends on a day-to-day basis
Nya: 😠 You would kill me?
Cole: it's hypothetical!
Nya: come on, you know you would miss me if I died.
Nya: just admit it
Nya: you would cry if I died
Cole: 😑
Nya: srsly, you would!
Nya: you'd miss me annoying you! Same with Jay!
Cole: ....
Cole: fine. I'd miss you. A little.
Cole: not a lot.
Cole: just a little.
Nya: 😏 yeah sure.
Cole: I guess I would kill whoever took my food.
Nya: that's dumb.
Cole: so who would you kill if you're so high and mighty about it?
Nya: Kai.
Cole: rly?
Nya: totally.
Nya: DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO HAVE AN OVERPROTECTIVE BROTHER?!?!
Cole: no.
Cole: but I can imagine.
Nya: yeah...
Nya: anyway, I should probably do something with my life now.
Cole: good idea. 😐
Nya: I guess I won't bother you anymore. For today.
Cole: what spurned this endeavor of kindness?
Nya: I'm being charitable. And you obviously don't want to talk to me.
Cole: 😒 nice charity
Nya: byeeeee!
Cole: ....
Cole: bye?
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Cole: Zane I'm bored.
Zane: What do you request I do about it?
Cole: idk
Zane: Why are you bored?
Cole: I'm just bored
Zane: By what?
Cole: life
Zane: Cole, that is depressing.
Cole: I know.
Zane: I will request for you to text someone else, for I am currently preparing dinner.
Zane: And do not come into the kitchen to hound me for food.
Cole: ugh fine bye
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Cole: hi
Nya: ?
Nya: Do you need something?
Cole: no.
Nya: Are you sure?
Cole: yus
Nya: Your texts have abominable grammar.
Cole: k
Nya: I'm still bored
Cole: good

I like writing Nya and Cole's texts waaaay too much. I love witty banter 😈
Anyway, next is back to Morro!
Yay Morro!❤️