This is separate from the "I Have Problems" series. More of a stand-alone. :)
Kai: Cole man
Kai: we need 2 talk
Cole: wut
Kai: the other bros and I have been discussing u
Cole: other bros?
Kai: Lloyd, Jay, Zane, and honorary bro Nya.
Cole: um okaaaay?
Cole: what were u "discussing"?
Kai: Cole u have broken the bro code 2 many times! It's time for us to take some definite action!
Cole: oh come on. How have I broken the bro code?
Kai: Come to group text with me, dude.
Cole: why?
Kai: u don't trust me?
Cole: no, not really.
Kai: and here u disobeyed the first rule-trust!
Kai: and you must always do as the Alpha Bro decrees! 😡
Cole: this is getting ridiculous 😑
Cole: who died and made YOU the Alpha Bro?
Kai: COLE U R COMING 2 GROUP TEXT NOW
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Kai: We have called u here today to bring up the matter of your treachery.
Zane: Cole Brookstone, you have violated the sacred rules of the Bro Code.
Lloyd: You have affected us all by this betrayal of trust.
Jay: YOU'VE BEEN A BAD BRO FOR FAR TOO LONG!
Cole: did u guys plan this or something?
Jay: oh ITS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING!
Kai: JAY. Remember your place.
Jay: Yes, Leader Kai. 😔
Cole: Place? What the hell is going on?
Zane: Permission to explain?
Kai: permission given
Zane: We have developed a ranking system in our circle of "bros". When everyone understands their role, it helps us avoid conflict.
Jay: I'm obviously the lowest ranking. Barely a level three bro. It's only fair, I guess. I haven't proven my worth.
Cole: "proven your worth"?
Kai: 😡 Jay, did I give you permission to talk?
Jay: no. 😞 I'm really sorry, it won't happen again.
Kai: Good.
Kai: Cole, each bro must prove his worth to the team to become a fully fledged member. I am the Alpha Bro, Level 1.
Lloyd: I am a high level two. I don't really know why.
Kai: Cause you're the green ninja.
Jay: NO ITS CAUSE HE'S YOUR FAVORITE! YOU WOULDNT YELL AT LLOYD FOR TALKING OUT OF TURN WOULD YOU?!?!
Kai: WALKER.
Kai: YOU ARE TESTING YOUR RANK AS AN ALMOST LEVEL THREE.
Kai: Anyway, Zane is also a level two. He proved his worth by sacrificing himself for the rest of the bros.
Cole: wut am I?
Jay: YOU ARENT A BRO!
Cole: what?
Kai: JAY WALKER. YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE.
Jay: 😭 I'm sorry!
Kai: NO CRYING ALLOWED! Crying is a sign of weakness!
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Ninjago texts
FanfictionAll your favorite ninja texting each other! Prepare to laugh, cry, and get the FEELS! I have a few continuous storylines which are notated in the chapter titles by their acronyms: Kai's Dating Adventures (KDA) I Have Problems (IHP) (Includes depr...
