What if?! KNB X READER [complete]

Teachers be like

Sorry I haven't been updating for a while since my bedtime has been changed to 8 since I wake up at 5 in the morning for school. Also I have homework since Seven hours of school just wasn't enough (if u know we're that's from good 4 u).

Akashi

The door was slid open revealing a man with amazing hair and eyes that were two colors. The students hurried to their seats waiting for the lesson to start.

"I am Mr. Akashi," He said as he wrote on the board. "I will be your new math teacher and I-"

He stopped and looked at the class and blinked once, then twice. They look horrible. Everyone in the class was covered from head to toe in mud and their uniforms were messy. They did not look absolute so Akashi sent them home.

The next day...

Everyone came in with red dyed hair, cut in front and mismatch eyes, their uniform changed to tux that were neat and clean. Akashi cried in joy. Now for their grades to be straight A+...

Kise

"And... Pose!" Kise struck a pose as the photography class he was teaching got another shot of Kise's wonderful looks.

"Sir can't we take a picture of something else now?" A voice called from the back.

"But-" Kise started.

"We are getting sick of taking a picture of the same dull thing."

An arrow struck through Kise's heart and he crawled over to his official sadness corner. You walked in expecting something like this and started to contort him.

Midorima

"S-stop!" Midorima yelled running from the army of children with spitballs slobbery and gross.

They have some how over ran the teacher before school...

Before school...

Midorima walked in with his black bag and glasses shined to perfection. You say in the back row doodling as other were chatting and yelling across the room. Midorima cleared his throat and caught the classes attention.

"Good morning I-"

"Down with the teacher!" You yelled staining on your desk with a straw and spit ball armed and ready to fire. Pitoof, went the sound of the spitball beefing released. Splat! It flew right in the middle of the teachers head.

And that's how we got to Midorima running for his life down the hall of school.

Aomine

"Alright people do anything you like," Aomine said as he sat down at his desk ready to sleep. "But don't wake me up here is some porn for everyone."

A box was placed in front of him and Aomine sat back in his chair placed a magazine of his head and had his legs up on the table.

"Yay!" The children cheered and rushed to get their iPhones out.

Some kids got sharpies and started to draw on Aomine's face while he snored.

At practice...

"Sorry I'm lat-" Aomine said walking into the basketball court.

Kagami was on the ground rolling with a laugh stuck in his throat. Akashi and Murasakibara were quietly laughing while Kise was pointing and laughing so hard he was crying. And lastly Kuroko did something no one knew he could do, He was laughing so hard nothing came out an his hands were clapping together making him look like a seal.

Midorima trying to hold in his laugh walked up to Aomine and handed him a mirror. Aomine looked at his reflection to see stupid written on his forehead, blush on his cheeks, mascara and eyeliner all caked onto his face. A black mustache was drawled on his face along with paint on his face.

"Those damn kids!"

Kuroko

Nothing to say here. Except this...

"Please help me, (f/n)," Kuroko said as we was being climbed on by the kindergarteners.

A rope made out of jackets was tides around Kuroko's body and some kids were hitting him with pillows from the story time corner.

"Save me..." Was the last words Kuoko said before being pounced on from the back and being knocked over by this fat chubby kid.

Murasakibara

"I want more!"

"Me too!"

"Shut up," Murasakibara said back to the young kids with a glare that paralyzed them.

One kid made the mistake of trying to reach for Murasakibara's candy and was hung on the door hook by his underwear. So far Murasakibara is doing a good job at not being beat up by the kids.

OOC or random cut parts...

Kise

"Whose that pretty lady?"

"Yeah she's a better looking model ten sempi!"

An arrow struck Kise through the chest again.

"(F/n)... Y-your only making things worse..."

Aomine

The next day everyone came to practice with something on their face thanks to Aomine's art project for the kids.

Murasakibara

When you came to visit Murasakibara you saw new hooks hanging on the walls an kids hanging by their underwear on the hooks.

"What did you do?!" You yelled.

"Try started it," Murasakibara replied.

Okay this was sloppy so yeah... So far school is going pretty good but it's getting harder to find a time to update since now I'm on travel soccer with practices three days in a row and with homework... It'll be a while until I update again, an I'm very sorry if I'm keeping you guys waiting. I don't even have enough time to check the comments that I love to read and I don't even have enough Ike to read any books. Hopefully it won't be to long until I update.