What if?! KNB X READER [complete]

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Me: //shouting// HURRY THAT HOTTIE- I MEAN RED IS COMING!

Kagami: //winks// oh you mean me?

Me: //shoves him out of the room and bathroom duty//

Me: ANY OTHER MORONS!

Aomine: //looks away// nah I think you only caught one today ma'lady //bows//

Me: mhm //pats his head//

Me: hurry hurry! Surprise party for the cap is on! (First name)! Make sure Kise is in line!

//looks over to see Kise clinging to you like a koala//

You: //thumbs up//

You: //walks away dragging Kise with you//

Aomine: //laughing//

//Murasakibara to the rescue//

//picks Kise up//

Sushi: where should I put him?

//Kise crying for (First name)//

Me: put him back where he belongs

Sushi: okay~

//trash bag dumps Kise in//

Aomine: //crying and laughing//

Aomine: I I GET I CCUZ HHES TRASH AHAHAHAHA

Me: work people! Sei is coming in

//checks pretend watch//

Me: 5 min!!!!

//me and you rush around as the boys play poker//

//DONE!//

Me and you: wow thanks for your help boys //sarcasm//

//Kuroko shows up with the cake and scares everyone//

Kuroko: good morning (First name), author Leon //bows//

Kuroko: well done with the decorations!

//all the boys kiss his feet (I swear everyone ships Kuroko with each of the GoM)//

Aomine: thanks babe

//Kuroko cringes//

Kise: way Kurokocchi complemented me!!

//a dark shadow casts over Kuroko's face//

Midorima: tch, please

Kagami: hey back off!

// grabs Kuroko//

//you and me watching from a distance and takin pictures//

Me: lmfao

You: blackmail

//high fives each other//

Akashi: (FIRST NAME), LEON? OTHER IRRELEVANT PEOPLE!

Akashi: what are you doing in my house- you better not be cooking again from Riko's recipes (First name)

Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

//Akashi actually surprised//

Akashi: //chuckles// the last time I actually had my birthday celebrated was years ago, my father was more strict (go with the story)

Me: awe you gonna cry? //arm around his shoulder//

You: //arm around his shoulder on the opposite side// hmm //eyebrow raised and a camera out to video tape//

Akashi: no-

//gets tackled by Kise//

Aomine: dog pile!