Freddy: I HAVE FLEAS!!!!! *scratches self*
Foxy: ye have what now?
Freddy: FLEAAAAAAASSASS!!!! THEY HHHUUUURRRTTTTT!!!!!
Chica: where did Freddy get fleas from?
Foxy: he probably got them from that really hairy kid that came over today.
Chica: oh, so how do we get rid of them?
Freddy: DROWN THE LITTLE BASTARDS PLEASEEEEEE!
Foxy: not a bad idea Fred!
Outside...
Foxy squirts Freddy with a hose.
Freddy: AHHHHHHH!!!! THE WATER IT BURNS!!!!!
Foxy: hmm I wonder why...
Chica: BECAUSE HE'S AN ANIMATRONIC! HE CANT BE IN WATER!
Foxy: oh.....
Chica: SO STOP SPRAYING HIM!
Foxy: Aye aye lass
Freddy: GREAT! NOW I'M WET AND ITCHY!!!
Chica: soooo what do we do now?
Foxy: maybe Mike will know!
In Mike's office
Chica: Mike! Please help Freddy! He has fleas!
Mike: ....*sprays Freddy with bug killer*
Freddy: AHHHH!!!!
Freddy flops around like a fish making some weird sound.
Foxy: ye think that will work?
Mike: maybe...
Freddy stops flopping.
Mike: .....call an ambulance.
Bonnie: no need because I'm a doctor!
Mike: where tf did you come from?
Bonnie: somewhere. Now, let's see what the problem is.
Bonnie looks around on Freddy's body.
Bonnie: yep, I knew it.
Foxy: knew what?
Bonnie: that he definitely has fleas
Foxy: duh! We know that! Just tell us why isn't he moving.
Bonnie: oh, because he's dead...
Chica: .......
Foxy: .......
Mike: ......
Freddy: (farts) AHHHHH!!!!!
Chica: AHHHH! FREDDY WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!
Freddy: I was just taking a nap
Mike: wtf?
Foxy: well? How do you feel now lad?
Freddy: I feel fine
Bonnie: then mikes bug spray works!
Everyone: yay!
Mike: someone kill me
End!
Epilogue
Freddy: are you tired of bugs constantly bugging you? Well buy Mikes bug spray!
Mike: why are we doing this commercial?
Freddy: the bug spray works on people, (sprays a random person)
Random person: MY EYES!!!
Freddy: it also works on dogs! (Sprays a dog)
Dog: (bites Freddy's hand off)
Freddy: AHHHHH!!!!!!
Mike: THIS IS NOT MY SPRAY! I JUST GOT IT FROM WALMART OK!
(Colarbars show up)
End!
If you don't know what colorbars are just look them up on YouTube.
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