THE STUPIDITY OF FNAF 2

Barney's Big Period

Barney: AHHHHH!!!!

Shrek: what's wrong dear?

Barney: my period is late!!!

Shrek: OMG!! YOU NEED TO GO TO DR.BONNIE!!

Barney: CARRY ME BABE!!!

Shrek picks up the fat purple dinosaur and carries him bridal style.

~~later~~
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Shrek and Barney rush into Dr.Bonnie's office. Bonnie turns around in his swirly chair to face them.

Bonnie: what seems to be the trouble?

Shrek: my husbands period is late!!! Does this mean he's dying?!

Bonnie: I know why his period is late...

Shrek: why?! Why is it late?!

Bonnie: well maybe because he's a BOY!! Boys don't have periods!

Barney: umm hello? Don't you remember? This book has no logic in it at all!

Bonnie: oh right! Well, worrying can cause-

Barney: OH NO! MY PERIOD IS COMING!!!

Shrek: HIT THE DECK!

Shrek and Bonnie take cover under Bonnie's desk. Barney spreads his legs apart and let's the blood shoot out of his penis.

~a few minutes later~

Bonnie, Shrek and Barney are now swimming in a pool of blood.

Shrek: BARNEY! CAN YOU STOP YOUR PERIOD OR SOMETHING!!?

Barney: DUDE! THATS LIKE IMPOSSIBLE!

Bonnie: well I guess this is it guys. I'd never thought I would drown in a pool of period blood.

Then suddenly when they all thought it was all over, the door opened, letting all the blood drain out of the room. When the room was completely drained, Barney, Shrek and Bonnie looked over to the door way and saw Freddy struggling to get up.

Freddy: w-w-what was t-that?!?!?!

Barney: my period blood

Freddy: EWWW IT GOT IN MY MOUTH!!

Shrek: lol!

Suddenly Hitlerspimp crashed through the window.

Hitlerspimp: did somebody say sex?

Freddy: DUDE NO!

Hitlerspimp: oh ;(

Shrek: but that doesn't mean we can't do it 😏😏😏😏

Hitlerspimp: oh😏😏😏

Shrek: 😏

Hitlerspimp: 😏

Shrek: 😏

Hitlerspimp: 😏

Shrek: 😏

Hitlerspimp: 😏

Barney: umm can I join??

Shrek: sure babe😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

Barney: YAY THREESOME!

Everyone died

The end