THE STUPIDITY OF FNAF 2

Poopy Time!

Fazzybear was in pirates cove, making out with is girlfriend.

Fazzybear: I have to go to the bathroom. Be right back!

Jess is the name of Fazzybear's girlfriend btw

Jess: but you're wearing a diaper, can't you just go to the bathroom in that thing?

Fazzybear: Jess, I'm turning into a big boy now. I think it's time I started to use the big kids toilet.

Jess: but why are you still wearing a diaper?

Fazzybear: because I sometimes go poo and pee by accident...

Jess: O....

Fazzybear: yeah....

Jess: ......

Fazzybear: go to the bathroom with me, I'm scared.

Jess: ....k?

They both walked to the bathroom. Fazzybear sat on the cold toilet seat. He sat and waited...and waited...and waited.

Jess: are you done yet?

Fazzybear: I'm still trying to get the first turd out!!

Jess: you've been in there for 30 minutes and you still haven't pooped?!

Fazzybear: halp meh

Jess sighs and pulls out a pill. She hands it over to Fazzybear.

Fazzybear: what's this?

Jess: it's a laxative, it will help you poop

Fazzybear takes the pill. Minutes later Fazzybear was dropping hard turds and liquid ones.

Fazzybear: AHHHHHH MEH ANUS!!!

Jess: yep, the laxative is working.

Fazzybear: I'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED SO MUCH PAIN!!! AHHHHH!!!

Plushtrap: lol you're in pain

Fazzybear: DIE!

Fazzybear shots lasers out of his eyes, evaporating Plushtrap.

Fazzybear dropped one big turd and it exploded. Everyone died.

The end