Golden Freddy: LIFE LESSON TIME PEOPLE! GATHER UP!
Everyone gathered around.
Foxy: *raises hand* why do we have to do this everyday?
Golden Freddy: because we have nothing better to do. Now answer this question, when life gives you lemons, what do you make?
Chica: you make lemonade
Golden Freddy: correct!
Balloon Boy: what about when life gives you peas?
Bonnie: you pee on them, idiot
Golden Freddy: DON'T USE THAT LANGUAGE IN MY CLASS!!!
Bonnie: what?
Golden Freddy: YOU'VE DISOBEYED ME!!! NOW YOU WILL BE EATEN BY THE DRAGON!!
Bonnie: what?
A giant dragon rips the roof off the pizzeria and eats Bonnie.
Freddy: well that was random...
Foxy: no that is
Foxy points I Shrek twerking in the corner of the room.
Barney: SHAKE THAT BOOTY BABY!!!
Shrek: YAS DONKEY!!!
End
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