THE STUPIDITY OF FNAF 2

Freddy's Dad

Freddy: guys, do you all remember when my mom came over?

Everyone: yeah

Freddy: well, my father is coming over now.

Chica: I-is your father going to be l-like your m-mother?

Freddy: no....he's much worse my friend...

Freddy's dad kicks down the door.

Freddy's dad: (whispers in dark tone) who wants to die first?

Candy skips Into the room.

Candy: oohhh! Is this a new visitor?! Hi, my name is-

Freddy's dad: (shoots Candy in the head)

Candy:😲

Freddy's dad: who's next?

Freddy: dad nobody wants to die so can you just put the gun-

Freddy's dad shoots all of Freddy's friends.

Freddy: (faceplam)

Freddy's dad: ......I love you son

Freddy: get out.

Freddy's dad: NOBODY TELLS PAPA BEAR TO GET OUT! (Shoots gun in random directions)

Freddy: AHHHHH!!!!

~That morning~

The manager of Freddy Fazbears pizza walked into the pizzeria with a couple of employees behind him. They stopped in their tracks when they saw bullet holes everywhere, even on the animatronics.

Employee #1: should I go call the police now?

Manager: (sigh) no. Don't. I believe the police is tired of coming over here everyday. Just patch up all the holes before the children arrive.

End

Epilogue

Freddy and the gang went backstage to take a break from entertaining the children. Freddy and the gang herd someone announce something on stage.

Manager: listen up kids! While Freddy and his pals are resting up, we have a new animatronic that will entertain you all until Freddy and pals come back out!

Freddy: hmm I wonder what animatronic it will be?

Freddy's dad walks up on the stage.

Freddy's dad: (whispers in creepy tone) who wants to play a game?

Freddy: OH NO!

Freddy jumps from behind the certain and wrestles his dad to the ground. The children ran around screaming. Shrek and Barney ran into a closet and started to make babies.

Yes...sweet, sweet babies...

End