THE STUPIDITY OF FNAF 2

Bad Santa

Santa: HO HO HO!! WHERE ARE MY WHORES?!

Chica: UMM EXCUSE ME?!

Santa: AHHH YES! THERES ONE OF MY WHORES!!! TWERK FOR ME WILL YA?

Chica: DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!

Mangle: I THOU-THOUGHT SANTA WAS A NICE P-PERSON!!! *sobs loudly*

Toy Chica: LOOK WHAT YOU DID! YOU MADE MANGLE CRY!!

Santa: WHORES DON'T CRY, THEY TWERK! SO MANGLE AIN'T NO WHORE!! AND PLUS, SHE COULDN'T BE A WHORE IF SHE WANTED TO BC SHE'S SO UGLY!!!

Foxy kicks down the door with a machine gun in his hand.

Foxy: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY SISTER?!

Santa: whoa...dude I-

Foxy: SAVE IT FATTY!!!

Santa: OH YOU AIN'T GETTN' NOTHIN' FOR CHRISTMAS NOW BUD!!

Foxy: and neither is anyone else... *shoots Santa*

Foxy: NOBODY CALLS MY SISTER UGLY!!!

Mangle: but I am ugly...

Foxy: no you are not, you are beautiful in your own way. You may not look like the rest of us, but that is what makes you special lass. That's what makes everyone special.

Mangle: *sniff* thanks big brother

Everyone turned their attention to the window when when they herd it shader they all gasped when they saw Freddy lying on the ground with glass all other him.

Chica: Freddy! Are you ok?!

Freddy doesn't respond, he just crawls over to Santa's lifeless body.

Freddy: NOOO!! NOW I WILL NEVER GET MY THOMAS THE TRAIN TOY!!!

The Real Santa: *magically appears* no need to cry Freddy, that was my evil brother, Racist Santa.

Toy Chica: that's a weird name...

Santa: I know, everyone hated him because...well you know...he was racist! but he's dead now so we don't have to worry about him anymore. Now, who wants presents???

Freddy: MEEEEEE

Mangle: NO ME!!!

Chica: NO MEEE!!!!

Foxy: NO ME!!

Toy Chica: I don't really care if I get a gift or not. *texts on phone*

Santa: THERES PLENTY OF GIFTS FOR EVERYONE!

Santa poops out 100,000,000,000,000 gifts.

Santa: AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAA!

Foxy: TOO MANY GIFTS!!!

Santa: TOO BAD!!!

Santa poops put a bomb and everything explodes.

The end