THE STUPIDITY OF FNAF 2

Mike X Jeremy

Jeremy: hey Mike, what's up?

Mike: oh Jeremy! I haven't seen you in forever!

Jeremy: yep I've been pretty busy heh...

Mike: same dude, same! so how's life?

Jeremy: ugh awful! My girlfriend broke up with me!

Mike: Beverly?! The girl you was going to purpose to?!

Jeremy: yep, just when I was about to ask her the big question, she dumped me.

Mike: oh I'm sorry to hear that bud

Jeremy: I-it's ok...I-I mean I thought she was the only girl that actually l-liked me, but I was wrong...she's j-just like all the others! *sobs*

Mike hugs Jeremy. Jeremy cries into his shoulder.

Mike: shh it's okay, it's okay. We all go through this thing buddy.

Jeremy: I've been though it so much though! They've all broken up with me for the same reason! I'm too big of a loser for them! *sobs loudly*

Mike pulls away and looks Jeremy straight in the eyes.

Mike: Jeremy! You are NOT! A loser! You are a sweet hearted beautiful young man looking for your other half! If those girls can't see that....then it's their loss!

Jeremy: M-Mike-

Mike: don't even continue with those negative comments about yourself because-

Jeremy: Mike!

Mike: -I'm not going to listen to-

Mike was cut off by Jeremy kissing him. Jeremy pulled away and saw how red Mike was.

Mike: w-why did you d-do that?

Jeremy: *giggles* it was the only way to get you to be quiet

Freddy: OOOOOHHHHH WE HAVE SOME LUV BIRDS IN HERE!!!

Chica: I'LL PLAN THE WEDDING!!!

Mike and Jeremy soon got married and lived happily-

~in reality~

Mike: *wakes up* AHHH!!! Oh...thank gosh...it was only a dream!

Shrek: what did you dream about babe?

Mike: AHHHHHH!!!!!

Shrek: *sneezes*

Everyone died.

The End