I saw a really sad commercial the other day :( I wish I had enough money to rescue Jeb😭
Mike just got home from a hard night of work. He changed into some comfortable clothes, sat down on his couch, and turned on the tv. His favorite show, My Little Pony was on.
(MIKE IS A BRONY!!! WOOO!!!)
He sat and watched it for a few minutes, but then it was interrupted by a commercial.
Commercial: dear viewers, we need your help. Many Jebs are abused each day and night. Please help us stop the suffering of Jebs and make them happy once again. Call this number you see below or vote for him as president, it's your choice.
The commercial shows a bunch of sad Jeb pictures.
Mike: *wipes tear* I must save a Jeb!
Mike reaches over to the phone and dials the number shown on screen. A man answers the phone.
Man: hello this is Jeb rescue service, how may I help you?
Mike: I would like to save a Jeb pls
Man: ok we'll send you 500 Jebs
Mike: thank- WAIT WHAT?!
Mike's door was kicked down by 500 Jebs rushing in.
Jeb #1: hello I'm Jeb Bush! How are you?
Jeb #45: hi I'm Jeb Bush! How are you sir?
Jeb #: 12: I'm Jeb
Jeb #234: I love your home!
Jeb # 78: VOTE FOR MEEEE!!!!
Mike: eeerrrrRRRRAAAHHGHHHHH!
Mike's head explodes. A giant Jeb head fell from the sky and crushed everyone.
The End
Ok I'm being for real guys, that sad Jeb commercial really did pop up on my screen. Don't believe me? Look at the image I posted on the chapter.
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