THE STUPIDITY OF FNAF 2

Turtle Larry

Ok so let me introduce you to a new character. His name is Turtle Larry, you can see him in the image above^. He's a lot like doctor who except he's a turtle with glasses. I'm sure that a lot of you know who doctor who is and for those who don't...well....look him up😂

Alright LET THE STORY BEGIN!!!!

Turtle Larry: *randomly walks in* E=mc squared

Freddy: WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!

Turtle Larry: excuse me for barging in like that. Allow me introduce myself. My name is Larry, but some people call me Turtle Larry.

Freddy: umm hi...Turtle Larry? Why are you here?

Turtle Larry: I crashed here in my machine I built.

Turtle Larry points to a blue Tardis that looks all busted up.

Freddy: and what dose it do?

Turtle Larry: it travels to different dimensions and I seemed to have crashed in this one. Umm what dimension is this again?

Freddy: umm I don't know, but I do know that you're on earth right now.

Turtle Larry: ah yes! The universe one!

Freddy: what????

Turtle Larry: you see, I come from a dimension where animals live their lives just like humans do in this dimension.

Freddy: wait if you're from the weird animal dimension, how do you know so much about this one?

Turtle Larry: lots of studying

Freddy: oh...

Turtle Larry: Mmm hmm! Well, it looks like I won't be going home for a while. Do you mind if I stay here until I get my machine fixed?

Freddy: sure, but there's lots of crazy stuff that happens here...

Turtle Larry: what do you mean by that?

Suddenly, there was a loud crash and the sound of a chainsaw pierced through their ears. They looked over and saw Bonnie holding a chainsaw and chasing after Toy Bonnie.

Bonnie: TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID TO ME! YOU BALL SUCKER!!!

Toy Bonnie: NO!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Snoop Dogg: *smoke weed everyday plays in the background* now chill everybody! Let's all just sit down and smoke some pot.

Bonnie: I WILL AFTER I KILL THIS BALL SUCKER!!!

Foxys_weed came riding in on a tractor.

Foxys_weed: WOOOOOO!!!!! *blows mlg horn*

Bonnie: STOP BLOWING THAT HORN!!

Foxys_weed: ...die... *drives tractor over Bonnie*

Toy Bonnie: HAHAHA!! SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR TYING TO KILL ME!!

Foxys_weed: ..... *drives tractor over Toy Bonnie*

Turtle Larry: ohhh so this is what you mean by crazy stuff happing here.

Freddy: yep, do you think you can live with it?

Turtle Larry: I'll try...

Mike: hey guys I-*sees Turtle Larry*

Freddy: hey Mike! I want you to meet Turtle Larry.

Turtle Larry: wow! This is the first human I've ever met! *shakes Mike's hand* hello human! It's such an honor to meet you.

Mike: .....

Turtle Larry: umm are you ok?

Mike takes a gun and shoots himself in the head.

Turtle Larry: oh my!

Freddy: don't worry, everyone who dies in this book always comes back to life in the next chapter.

Turtle Larry: but how?

Freddy: I have no idea...

Turtle Larry: oh....

Freddy: .....

Turtle Larry: .....

Freddy: .....

Turtle Larry: so...umm...what's gonna happen now?

Freddy: this is the part where Shrek pops up and kills us

Turtle Larry: WHAT?!

Shrek crawls out of Freddy's butthole and shoots everyone.

Shrek: I'VE EATEN TOO MANY EGGS!!!

End!