THE STUPIDITY OF FNAF 2

The Turtle Smokes Weed

Foxys_weed was leaned up against a wall by pirates cove smoking pot with Foxy.

Foxy: this is some good stuff!

Foxys_weed: pfft! Of course it is!

Turtle Larry walks by and notices them. He gets a whiff of the weed and covers his nose.

Turtle Larry: GREAT SCOTT! WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE SMELL?!

Foxys_weed: its weed, you want some brotha?

Turtle Larry: NO WAY! I WILL NEVER SMOKE THAT REPULSIVE-

Foxys_weed shoves the weed in his mouth anyway. Larry's eyes grew wide in shock, but they soon relaxed when he sucked in and blew out a huge cloud of smoke.

Turtle Larry: w-wow!

Foxy: DUDE! YOU CAN'T BE HIGH ALREADY!

Turtle Larry: wut?

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A few months had past and Foxys_weed was beginning to notice that all her weed was slowly disappearing. Her face grew red so she grabbed her gun and she stormed into the stage room where Freddy and the gang were chilln' at.

Foxys_weed: ALRIGHT! WHO'S BEEN STEALING MY GREENS?!

Freddy: I haven't!

Chica: I don't smoke!

Bonnie: I don't smoke either...

Foxy: I'm too scared to even touch your weed without your permission

Golden Freddy: why would I steal your weed when I can summon my own?

Foxys_weed: Fazzybear! Springtrap! Have you been touching my greens!

Springtrap: nah man

Fazzybear: we already have our own greens bruh

Foxys_weed gives them a dirty look, but she quickly turned her attention away from them when she heard a loud crash from her room. She sprinted to her room and found Turtle Larry under her bed.

Foxys_weed: LARRY?! YOU ARE THE ONE THATS BEEN TOUCHING MY GREENS?!

Turtle Larry: I'M ADDICTED!!!!

Foxys_weed sighs and points her gun to the high Turtle.

Foxys_weed: you have broken the law here, now you will have to pay...

Foxys_weed pills the trigger and shoots the Turtle in the head. He falls over and lands on the hard ground. Foxys_weed blows off the smoke at the tip of her gun.

Foxys_weed: nobody touches my greens...

End!!!

Epilogue

Balloon Boy: *touches weed*

Foxys_weed presses a green button on the wall that has Shrek's ugly face on it. The pizzeria explodes. Everyone died.

The End!